Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Radio for multicultural families in eight languages is here.

Last month I posted that radio for multicultural families would start broadcasting soon. From the Korea Times:
A radio station airing programs in nine different languages for foreign immigrants in Korea will start services Tuesday.

The Woongjin Foundation, a non-profit organization sponsoring multicultural and multilingual communities here, said the "The Multicultural Family Music Broadcasting" station will kick off its first regular airing for the 1.2 million foreign residents here.

The programs will be provided through www.wjk.kr and www.radiokiss.co.kr; satellite SkyLife channel 855 and cable TV C&M channel 811 for Chinese, Vietnamese, Filipino (Tagalog and English) and Thai; and SkyLife channel 856 and C&M channel 812 for Arabic, Russian, Mogolian [sic] and Japanese.


The Joongang Ilbo had an article last week which reminded me of the program:
The number of foreigners residing in Korea recently surpassed 1.1 million, but it’s still hard for people from outside the English-speaking world to hear the familiar sound of home here.

That’s the mission of Multicultural Family Radio Broadcast, which the Woongjin Foundation and Digital Radio Kiss started in four languages - Thai, Filipino, Chinese and Vietnamese - on Aug. 15, 2008. Four more shows in Russian, Arabic, Mongolian, and Japanese started this month.

Each show, available online or via satellite television (audio only), lasts for 90 minutes and includes Korean language lessons, information on upcoming events and news and songs from home, according to Lee Kwang-hoon, head of Digital Radio Kiss’s programming and producing team.

The target for MFRB is mostly foreign residents married to Koreans and their families. Eight part-time D.J.s from Egypt, Russia, Thailand, the Philippines, China, Vietnam, Japan and Mongolia work at the station. Many of them are studying at universities in Korea, have broadcasting experience or earned degrees in Korean studies.

One thing that did not compute was that the radio stations didn't appear to actually be on the radio. You can tune in via some satellite TV programs or through the Woongjin Foundation website, in English here, which has lots of information. If you click on the "On Air" button, and then choose one of the two channels, you can listen and also see a timetable for when the certain languages will be on. Japanese, for example, is on at midnight, 6:00, 12:00, and 18:00, each time for ninety minutes each.

I'm not ashamed to like G-Dragon's "소년이여."

The gym I use likes to play a lot of G-Dragon, so I'm a bit of an authority on his latest album. This song is actually pretty tight, even though I know it's probably stolen.



And if it encourages students to say "back in the day," all the better.

Kimchi Warrior to the rescue!

Here is an animated short from Young Man Kang (강영만) about the Kimchi Warrior taking on Swine Flu ("김치전사 vs. 신종플루").



It looks like these came out in the summer, but the news has picked up on them today. In the series the Kimchi Warrior, called 김치천사 or "Kimchi Angel" in Korean, takes on other diseases like Mad Cow Disease and Malaria, perpetuating the widespread belief that kimchi is an effective defense. The videos are also to help spread the word about Korean culture. From a KBS interview:
"한국 문화를 알리는데 김치 만한 소재가 없다는데 착안해 태권도로 단련된 김치 전사 캐릭터를 만들어 냈습니다."



In this episode the Kimchi Warrior goes to India to fight Malaria:



Just so long as people remember to wash their hands, not cough everywhere, and not go to work when sick.

Oh, and don't forget that there's a kimchi movie coming out later this year.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

In the Herald, writing about that student sexual harassment video and discipline in the classroom.

I have a piece coming out in the Korea Herald on Wednesday about the video clip that surfaced recently of a male student harassing a young female teacher. The video seems to get pulled from Youtube pretty quickly, but here's a copy I found a couple days ago:



Here's a part of my introduction in my latest Herald column:
The short video clip resulted in a 10-day suspension of the offending student and the one who filmed it and posted it to his webpage. Korean commenters pointed to a breakdown in discipline in their schools, though I'm not sure foreign English teachers found the incident so unusual. The professional boundaries between students and their native speaker English teachers are often unclear, sometimes resulting in awkward, inappropriate moments like the ones on the video.

And elsewhere it continues:
Sexual harassment isn't a daily occurrence in the classroom, if the video is even an example of sexual harassment, but things like swearing in English, cursing in Korean at teachers, rubbing arm hair, gawking at breasts, and hugging and touching do happen with regularity. As do minor annoyances that Korean teachers lament as well, like students who are disruptive, inattentive, or who think public school classes are a waste of time.

Trying to lead classes of students who consider you a friend or a plaything is not conducive to improving English ability or to maintaining a healthy learning environment.

Give the rest of it a read on the Herald site.

I make mention of a book written by a Korean teacher who says that because corporal punishment is prohibited in school it is becoming increasingly difficult to control students. One story in it is supposed to be hypothetical, but doesn't sound too different from what many of us have experienced in the classroom; an excerpt:
Once class starts it’s a disaster. The kids giggle over their cellphones. So the teacher takes them away. One of the kids looks at her with hurt eyes and says, ‘I’m going to call the police’. The student gets angrier as the teacher goes on with the lesson. The students write the answers on the blackboard, one by one. Carrying the chalk, the student says to her ‘fuck you’ [in English].

That portion of the book is a quotation from the translation of an article by Korea Beat, and the quotation from the author I use comes from this Joongang Ilbo article brought up in this post discussing it.

Fury over case of 57-year-old man who got 12 years for anally raping child, destroying her intestines with plunger.

"나영이 사건" has attracted the ire of netizens in Korea, and I expect it to become bigger news soon. A 57-year-old man was sentenced to 12 years for anally raping a child---9-year-old Korean age---on the way to school last year, and then using a plunger to remove the evidence, thereby destroying her intestines and anus. The man protested the ruling, saying he was drunk.

Netizens have taken their anger to websites like Agora and those for the National Assembly and the Ministry of Gender Equality (currently down because of heavy traffic). A Naver search for "나영이사건" brings up the Korean-language news stories.

The story came up on an episode of "쌈" on the 22nd, the same episode I wrote up in relation to "Safe Schools Korea" and the services they provide to screen foreign English teachers.

"Hosting of G20 to ______ Korea's _________ ________."

Before you look at the Korea Times today, see if you can fill in the headline. I'll bet you can. Here's a bit of the article, talking about Korea hosting the G20 summit next year:
The country's hosting of a Group of 20 economic summit will become a "historic" opportunity for Korea to join the ranks of advanced economies, President Lee Myung-bak said Monday.

"The summit will be the biggest diplomatic event in Korean history," Lee said during a luncheon meeting with the leaders of the legislature, judiciary and government at Cheong Wa Dae. "From now on, we need to activate communication with the public and all sectors of our society to make it successful.
Did you guess it? Maybe this next excerpt will help you out:
"The administration will make all possible efforts to raise the country's international status."

Give up? The headline reads, "'Hosting of G20 to Upgrade Korea’s Global Status'" but I also would have accepted "Upgrade Korea's International Brand." The article continues:
At the third G20 summit in Pittsburg, Friday, South Korea was chosen as the host country of the fifth summit in November next year. Canada will host the fourth in June.

Jesus Fucking Christ, it's PittsburgH, there's an H at the end of the city. This isn't 1903. It's worth noting, though, it hasn't been officially decided where in Korea the summit will be held. Though Gwangju is the Hub City of Asian Culure and indeed the Hightlight of Korea, so far only Seoul, Incheon, and Jeju have been rumored. Canada will host a summit in June, 2010, while Korea's will be in November.

Aside from the abysmal Steelers play, the G20 was of course the biggest news in the city when I was back home last month. The city was basically shut down for two days to accomodate dignitaries and protesters: the former weren't there to sightsee or spend money, and the latter decided the best way to voice their displeasure with life was to trash one of the most livable cities in the country. Indeed, though Pittsburgh hoped to, well, to raise its international profile through the summit, what sort of display was it to present a city empty of all but protesters and riot police?

Since Korea will invariably attract protestors and hooligans next year, I wonder how that will be dealt with. The last thing Korea needs is a lot of foreigners . . . wait, I lost my place. Ah, here, the last thing Korea needs is a lot of foreigners walking around causing trouble, annoying the locals, and vandalizing public property.

If you're interested in reading about the G20 in Pittsburgh, I'm sure Google will be your friend. Also, you might be interested in the blog entries for the Pittsburgh City-Paper done by Matt Stroud, a classmate of mine on our high school paper.

Who are you calling foreigner?

That was the title I submitted for my latest Joongang Ilbo piece, anyway, which is in the paper today. It's compiled from comments to these posts:
* "Us versus them: More about 외국인."
* "So were they American or Armenian?"

It looks at a couple things, including Koreans' use of "외국인" when abroad to describe the natives. Both posts are old, but I didn't have enough comments on new posts to put something timely together. This one was another example of a "column" that was hard to trim down to near 600 words.

While I like what Anna said, and concluded the piece on that note, but I like, too, what t_song had to say:
This whole argument is such a White conversation though, the feelings of not being accepted into the majority. I don't want to riff too long on this, but you never hear white people complaining that they're not black. So assuming you were like the one white family in an all black neighborhood and you were the only white person in your school, you'd perhaps be accepted, though not completely. If that makes sense.

The translation to foreigner and all the feelings of non-inclusiveness is, frankly, a fact. The fairly direct translation is only a fault of the original translation and the oversensitivity of Westerners in Korea.

You can argue that bi-racial children will challenge the notion of who is "Korean" and who is not, but I think Westerners, in particular, are too quick to classif themselves as "bad" when in fact they're just "different."

Especially about being a "White conversation." I just didn't have enough space to take it there.

Do the titty dance!

And get over your sorrow. It's kind of neat that they made a song named "T.T dance," after the emoticon, but didn't anybody over there bother sounding it out before they hit the studio?



And don't even get me started on a band named "Ham." Stands for "Heart and Mind." I mean . . . the fuck?

Ulsan World Music Festival cancelled because of swine flu.

I guess I'll add the Ulsan World Music Festival (also known as the Cheoyong Culture Festival, 처용문화제) to the list I posted yesterday.




Thanks to Jelly for her comments in the last post for the information. The English pop-up reads, in part:
Due to the fast increase in no. of H1N1 postive recently reported by Korean Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Ministry of Public Administration and Security released operational procedure for festivals and events organized by the local authorities as of 3rd September that it is advised to cancel or postpone festivals and events attract more than 1,000 people at a time and run more than 2 days.

To take the recommendation from the Central Government, Ulsan Metropolitan City has announced to cancel the entire Cheoyong Culture Festival-2009 Ulsan World Music Festival (9th-11th October).

As far as I can tell, that policy was first made public in English by Lee Cham, the head of the Korean Tourism Organization, in a September 14th Korea Times article. Though Puffin_Watch, another commenter on yesterday's post, could be right, and the H1N1 scare could be an excuse for organizers to shut down smaller festivals that didn't expect to turn a profit. After all, you're about just as likely to get the flu in any large gathering of people, so why aren't they cancelling Home Plus or Insadong?

As an aside, you'll see I added a feature that shows the last ten comments on this site, if you'd like to follow what people are talking about. So if you're bored today you can do that, or read about "funny H1N1 flu stories" like those shared here by commenters or on this Dave's thread:
My friend went to Thailand for summer vacation. Upon his return he was given a 3 day quarantine period by his principal. During the 3 days he was supposed to watch videos at home and make question sheets and tests for the teachers to use in class. Well, the principal didn't trust him to do the work at home, so she told him he had to come to school and do the work in one of the classsrooms. Then, while he was at the school working on these resources, he noticed one of the Korean teachers was there teaching her classes. He thought this was odd because he had seen her in Thailand when he was on vacation. He asked the principal why he had a "quarantine" and she did not need one. The answer; because she is Korean and ate Kimchi on her vacation, she can not be sick.

Monday, September 28, 2009

(Updated) More festival cancellations.

A few more festival cancellations I learned about today. A couple were scheduled for earlier in the month, but I'll just add them here for completeness.

* Jeonju Sori Festival (전주세계소리축제), originally scheduled for September 23th - 27th.



* Chungju World Martial Arts Festival (충주세계무술축제) : originally scheduled for September 23th - 27th.



* Anseong Baudeogi Festival (안성남사당바우덕이축제): Originally scheduled for September 22nd through 27th.



* Bonghwa Pine Mushroom Festival (봉화송이축제): Originally scheduled for September 24th - 27th.



* Update: Ulsan World Music Festival: Originally scheduled for October 9th - 11th. Hat tip to commenter Jelly.

* Hamyang Watermill Festivals (물레방아축제): Originally scheduled for October 9th - 13th. Sometimes even I say "they have a festival for this?"

* Baekje Cultural Festival (공주부여백제문화제): I was actually looking forward to this, and had a preview post-dated for October 4th. Originally scheduled for October 9th - 18th.

* Jangseon Arirang Festival (장선아리랑축제): Originally scheduled for October 15th - 18th.

* Hoeongseong (sic) Hanu Festival (횡성한우축제): Originally scheduled for October 16th - 20th, though the website also says 15th - 19th.



It wins the prize for cutest mascots. I'm always tickled when restaurants, or festivals, have happy-looking cartoon depictions of the animals you're about to eat. Actually, if I hadn't read an article about this being cancelled, I never would have even heard of it. Scheduled performers included Son Dambi (I guess those cellphones will have to sell themselves that day) and Crown J (remember him?).


* Pottery Culture Festival (울주외고산옹기축제): Originally scheduled for who knows when, in Ulsan.

* Changwon Festival (창원페스티벌): Originally scheduled for October 24th.

A reader recently asked me if I had a list or knew how many festivals had been cancelled, but I said I didn't. Most of them aren't being reported in the English-language media---a lot of these "international" festivals didn't even put news of the cancellations out in English---so I just went to the homepages of the festivals I knew and checked, in addition to searching through Naver.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

SMOE trying to hire more teachers now.

According to a thread on Dave's ESL Cafe, the Seoul Metropolitan Office of Education---which in August infamously cut 100 jobs days before teachers were to fly to Korea (1, 2, 3)---is looking to hire more teachers for this fall semester.
I just received a call from SMOE telling me they now "unexpectedly" have positions available in October and because I was part of the group that got cut the day before leaving back in August they want to offer it to me again.

Do i trust this?

furthermore, i've already accepted another job and they have my documents adn now i'm waiting for my visa number to get a new one. apparently though, SMOE never canceled my visa like i was told. i'm now just worried about getting double screwed and wondering what i should do...

And an interesting addition by another poster:
SMOE failed to cancel my visa as well. I'm not sure if it was the recruiter or the SMOE, but it wasn't until I had informed them that I had accepted another position that they offered another job.

As the posters there say, that a teacher left a contract so shortly after starting it signals trouble. Moreover, even though it's clear schools in Korea both public and private are capable of pulling crap like that, why would somebody jilted by SMOE trust it again? The original poster responds and says she'll go with the other job she has lined up:
thanks everybody. i pretty much decided on that plan but i suppose i needed to hear it from others who could relate as well.

i have been told many times (now that they need people) they feel "very badly" about what happened to me.

badly enough to pay for my ticket/wasted months of my life?

ah yes. that's right. no.

One of my Facebook friends said he received an email from an old recruiter he used a while ago, advertising among other things SMOE jobs for the spring. The friend emailed back asking about the screw-up this summer, though I don't know what response he received.

SMOE has yet to make any comment, aside from bringing out an unnamed spokeswoman for a Korea Times piece who essentially put the blame on unreliable foreign teachers:
An official from the education office said, "Many foreign teachers give up working with us at the last minute, perplexing schools that are supposed to have native English speakers, so we secure extra teaching hopefuls every year. For this semester, we selected enough applicants for a possible shortage as we recruit a large number of teachers."

She added some of the foreign teachers whose contracts were withdrawn had failed to submit necessary documents and skip mandatory orientation programs.

So rather than explaining what happened or offering an apology to the hundred who were jilted and the thousands who were disgusted, SMOE blames foreign teachers. Nice. But, I know when public schools start hiring for spring---EPIK accepts applications from October 1st, and other recruiters are accepting applications now---there will be plenty of applicants who will have never heard of this screw up.

Essay contest for EPIK, "Guest English Teachers" in public schools.

There is an essay contest going on for public school teachers. Says SMOE:
NIIED will hold an Essay Contest for Guest English Teachers in Korea. The purpose of the contest is to find a way to improve EPIK, encourage current GETs and the oficials in charge, and enhance the quality of English education. GETs with excellent works will be given awards and prize money.

You can download the application as a .hwp file from the SMOE or EPIK website (by clicking on "What's new") if you haven't been given one at school. You'll find more details in the middle of that application download. The top essays will receive cash prizes, with the winner getting 500,000 won. Submissions will be accepted from October 6th through the 15th, and you'll need to get a letter of recommendation from your co-teacher.

They had an essay contest last fall, too. You can view a list of winners on the EPIK message board, post number 76. I don't think they ever released the essays publically, though the Korea Times, as it is wont to do, had a bunch of articles last year about the EPIK experience. I'd be curious to read what teachers wrote about last year. One thing that stands out this year is this line in the application, regarding additional resources (such as lesson plans) you may want to submit:
Additional addenda must be your own materials and must not have any copyright issues.

It sounds like a smart idea---though I don't think it's necessarily the foreign English teachers who are prone to stealing others' lessons---but, really, how many people design lessons that are 100% original? More often than not they supplement the textbook, and are generic activities customized for that particular class. What worries me is that EPIK, in turn, might want to copyright these resources for their own use. A reader told me that somebody in the Jeollanam-do Office of Education said the district owned all the materials created for classroom use, and thus websites like waygook.org were sharing copyrighted information by hosting user-submitted lesson plans and ideas. I've read on Dave's about schools insisting native speaker English teachers' lessons belong to the school---and thus may be used by the Korean teachers for their own demonstration classes and handouts---though I don't recall seeing anything like that in any of my contracts.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Guns n' Roses in Seoul December 13th.



Rolling Stone points us to a page on All Access Korea with information about an upcoming Guns n' Roses show in Seoul on December 13th. Tickets go on sale October 6th. Other stops on this little tour are Taipei, Osaka, and Tokyo. Hat tip to reader.

Pictures from Pittsburgh.

Posts with pictures from back home are usually boring, so I'll understand if you skip a bit. I was back in Pittsburgh from August 24th through September 15th, and took a few pictures. I played with my brother's cats, too, but I won't jump the shark by posting them here.

Here's home:

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The one thing I really enjoyed was how every house looked a little different. Granted, the neighborhood of a few hundred houses has about a dozen of styles that are repeated up and down the streets, but coming from the land of uniform apartment blocks and identical streets, the different colors and unique landscaping were a treat.

Much of the area was farmland before the neighborhood was built in the 1970s, though today only a few acres remain.

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There are cows, a pig, and a horse.

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The neighbor has a model railroad in his backyard:

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And on the other side of the neighborhood is a nine-hole golf course.

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Not everything is charming, though. There's a foreclosed house on the corner of my street.

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My parents say the woman still lives there, though, I assume illegally, and they see her at night walking her dogs and even cutting the grass. I walked by at night and saw a light in the family room, but it looked like a flashlight or a lantern, and I'm guessing there's no more electricity there. Two of my dad's cousins have also lost their homes, and a few relatives and neighbors have lost their jobs in the past year.

Anyway, another trip out took me to Border's, a bookstore in Northway Mall. A surprisingly large selection of actual Japanese manga, along with some other Japanese treats.

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Northway Mall is considered a deadmall, at least by that user and by me. When it opened it was the premier mall in Pittsburgh, anchored by several large department stores and filled with all kind of shops. Even when I was a kid it was formidable, and the website has plenty of old pictures to testify to its former glory.

Today there's the bookstore, a Dick's Sporting Goods, a pizza place, a piano store, a generic dollar store, a cellphone shop, and a shoe store. Here's what used to be the food court, as well as a couple other pictures:

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That's all you'll see from the mall, because when I came out of shopping at Dick's, the security guard came up to me and said she had gotten word that I was taking pictures in the mall. She asked why and I told her. She said that wasn't permitted, "because of 9/11." She continued: "I'm not saying you're a terrorist, but that's something they do." When I got home, the more I thought about it the more angry I got. I had forgotten that living in fear is simply a part of life for Americans, who often don't seem to note the connection between forcing its will on other countries and anger directed at it.

Another day my dad and I took a trip to PNC Park to see the Pittsburgh Pirates play the Chicago Cubs. The tickets were a gift from my uncle who in turn got them from a friend, which I mention here because I'm not sure I'd feel good about myself paying money to watch this team. Seeing as the Pirates are historically bad, wrapping up their 17th consecutive losing season, whether to spend money to see the club is a tough choice to make. Though they do have some great young players---who will likely be traded in two years for pitchers in Double-A and minor league catchers and---the team has largely shown no commitment to winning. On the other hand, PNC Park is considered among the finest in the land. Here are a few photos from that day; the first is a statue of Roberto Clemente at one end of the Roberto Clemente Bridge:

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A busy day on one of the city's three, actually two that merge into one rivers.

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A couple years ago PNC Park put in All-You-Can-Eat Seats. They cost $40 at the gate, and $35 in advance. I guess when you consider the price of food and drinks at a game, and when you factor in the price of a regular ticket, you could eat enough to make it worthwhile. Then again, who wants to eat their money's worth of stadium food? Anyway, here's one local blogger's review of a particularly bad trip last year:
So the $40 question: was it worth it? Well, it's kind of like getting .50 off per gallon of gas at GetGo and thinking you're getting a deal by paying $3.50 a gallon. You're so used to getting ripped off, you've talked yourself into believing you're getting a good deal.

I think the tickets in this area are about $17, which would mean you're paying $23 for the privilege of missing half the game while waiting for mini-orders of nachos in 85-degree heat.

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Carlos Zambrano warming up before the game:

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The view from our seats.

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I don't know what the attendance was, but the place was pretty empty. Not only because the Pirates suck, but because it was at 12:30 on a weekday.

Finally, a few pictures from North Park, a few miles from our house. Being over here makes me appreciate just how green and blue the outdoors routinely are at home. But first, I'm twelve years old:

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One road goes in a circle around an artificial lake. It works out to about five miles. On one end is an old boathouse where you can rent canoes and kayaks for an hour or two.

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There's a lot of debris in the lake, so one of my dad's high school classmates had been campaigning to get the government to drain and restore it. It worked, and was underway in one spot when I walked by.

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A few more pictures while there is still water, and lily pads:

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The local news was filled with lots of nasty stuff---when I was in Japan the health club shooting in the suburbs made the news over there---enough to make a person too scared or disgusted to set foot near the city again. My favorite of the bad news was this story out of rural western PA:
Police in Fayette County said a Georges Township man is facing charges after allegedly firing a cannon through the wall of his neighbor's house.

Police say the 54-year-old man fired a metal cannon in the yard of his home on Tent Church Road.

A projectile from the cannon traveled into a neighbor's house, breaking through the side, breaking a window and traveling through a wall before stopping, police said.

No injuries were reported.

The man told Channel 4 Action News that he's a Civil War buff who often fires his cannon into a hillside -- but this time, it must have ricocheted off a rock and hit the neighbor's house, he said.

In case you're wondering, you guessed right: when the TV news showed up to the neighbor's house, he was not wearing a shirt.

Hines Ward meets the president.


From Yonhap via Naver.

Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward met with President Lee Myung-bak when the latter was in Pittsburgh for the G-20 Summit on Friday. The Korea Times has the story, but opted not to include the "h" on the end of the city.
President Lee Myung-bak and first lady Kim Yoon-ok met with Korean-American football star Hines Ward and leaders of the Korean community in Pittsburg upon arrival there Friday to participate in the G20 economic summit.

It was the first meeting between Lee and Ward, since the Pittsburg Steelers wide receiver was invited in February 2008 to Lee's inauguration ceremony in Seoul.

Lee told Ward that he and U.S. President Barack Obama are both fans of the Steelers. Ward said he felt grateful for being invited and gave Lee an autographed football, Cheong Wa Dae said.

Ward has often expressed his love for the Korean people. Recently, he donated $1 million to create the Hines Ward Helping Hands Foundation, and donated another $1 million to help multicultural and Korean people in the United States.

And then the article goes onto other topics. Lee also got his autograph:



Ward was heralded a national hero in South Korea after being named MVP of Super Bowl 40. He came to be cast in the media as a symbol of shifting attitudes toward biracial children, though the way I recall it people at the time were proud of him more for being Korean than for being an agent of social change. In December we learned Korea's CY Film would make a movie about Ward and his mother.

Korean papers are reporting that Korea will host the G20 summit next year. After seeing the headaches it caused in Pittsburgh this year, where most of the city was shut down to accomodate dignitaries and protesters, I wish we could have just given them the 2009 version as well.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Shitty commercial.

One in a recent series for SK's "Show."



Koreans like poop and hind ends, everybody knows that. Give ten of your students a chunk of clay and tell them to make something, and eleven will create a mound of dung. This example from Show isn't as good as the children's story "Doggy Poo" (강아지 똥), a very nice tale even Confucius would love, and one that's been made into a short movie. Here's the trailer:

Chuseok bribe season for teachers?

A couple people pointed me to this article from the Korea Times, which says teachers can potentially receive bribes from parents via their cellphones. It's a pretty flimsy article by a guy whose email address is "foolsdie"* and without any evidence beyond an article in a newspaper that isn't this one and isn't one you've read, you might as well title it "Fees for illegal private tutors going mobile" or "Tips for middle-aged strippers going mobile":
According to the Donga Ilbo, with Chuseok (Korean Thanksgiving) approaching, some parents are sending teachers "white envelopes" (cash) via mobile phones.

SK Telecom, the country's largest mobile carrier, operates Giftcon services that enable a person to send a gift certificate of up to 500,000 won through a text message. The receivers can use it for purchases.

This makes it easier for some parents to send gifts to teachers, making it unnecessary to check the addresses of teachers or hire delivery services to send the packages.

A representative of a teachers' association told the vernacular newspaper that teachers should not use mobile services for bribery, which he said is not helping teachers' efforts to halt the practice.

That's pretty bad journalism, not only because it just copies what another paper found. I did enjoy that last paragraph, though, even though it didn't say who the representative was or what union s/he was representing. Indeed four out of five dentists agree that accepting bribes is not conducive to not accepting bribes.

Here's what looks to be the Korean-language Dong-A Ilbo piece.

* Those who teach adults, can you please disavow them of the practice of either picking ridiculous email addresses or making ones that correspond directly to their names in Hangeul? Maybe we'll also work on the "Korean Thanksgiving" thing, too.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

There are no Koreans with substandard laptop batteries?

Should we read anything into this, a commercial for the latest Samsung Sens notebook computer, in which the white people are wearing pig noses and are trying to plug their notebooks into them?



The white people don't have 센스, both the notebook and "sense" enough to buy one. The safe answer would be that Samsung simply wanted to give the commercial an international feel by including non-Koreans, but you know eventually people here will have to answer for the casting choices they make.

Suncheon Bay Reeds Festival cancelled.

The Suncheon Bay Reeds Festival (순천만갈대축제), scheduled for October 17th through the 24th, has been cancelled.


Dude, it's not a garden.

Suncheon Bay is perhaps the nicest attraction in Suncheon---a designation contested only by Nagan Folk Village---and one of the most significant ecological sites in the country, and you certainly don't need a superfluous festival to have a nice trip there. Here are some pictures I took from my trip last fall, a month before last year's festival:








And here's a white guy photoshopped in:



Suncheon Bay is accessible by city bus number 67, which runs 32 times a day and hits most of the major stops in town. It's also on the city bus tour. If you go, make sure you cross the fields and climb up to Yongsan Observatory, the deck that overlooks the bay where many of these photographs were taken. For a few thousand won you can also also take a boat down the river to near the mouth of the bay.

Kimchi croquette at Dunkin Donuts.



Have you ever heard of donut? Let me introduce you about that. It is kind of Korean traditional snack. And now there’s a kimchi one at Dunkin Donuts in Korea.



Actually, it’ a croquette, and it was unveiled a couple weeks ago, but nobody else seems to be on the case. Dunkin Donuts released eight new donuts and donut-related products from five different countries as part of a “Health Donut” (건강도넛) promotion. The Kimchi croquette sells for 1,300 won.

The other offerings are a lentil bean curry croquette and lentil cocoa donut from India, a yogurt-filled donut from Greece, a black-beaned “old fashioned” donut and a brown-soy-filled donut from Japan, and an oive chewsty and an olive garlic roll from Spain.

Still no movement on the apple cinnamon front, my favorite filling.