Then kimchi-icecream goes ahead and takes that shit too far:
I find myself imagining what it must be like for Korean soldiers when they're on exercises in the forests and on the mountainsides of Korea . . . at NIGHT, when they can't SEE very well . . . imagine walking into a colony web of these spiders
Ass.
I kid, I kid, somewhat, he's got some great posts and photos on the lovely town of Chuncheon and Gangwon-do. I was this close (holds up fingers) to taking a job there back in 2006, meaning you almost had to deal with a second Brian in Gangwon-do.
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I recommend you take down this post immediately: you're revealing your weakness to VANK. This is like Superman mailing packages of Kryptonite to his enemies.
Meanwhile. . . who knew Brian from Jeollanamdo had a second phobia, after bullshit!
Finally. . . I'm still wading through this post to try and sort through all the layers of backhanded complimentation.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I'm soooooooooooooooooo going to try and find the ULTIMATE spider picture, the FREAKIEST SCARIEST NASTIEST picture, and then post it.
I like to write short stories--I may have to write something just for Brian.
Hmmmm, possible story titles . . .
1. The Spider in Brian's Pants
2. The Eggs in Brian's Ear Hatch
3. The Spider Alarm Clock
And yeah, what's up with the "backhanded complimentation"?
I'll leave Brian with a veery special kind of compliment,
"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
Brian, I think you're extremely fascinating.
LOL! Peace!
kimchi-icecream
aka
Jason
welcome to the club, Jason. I knew I'D arrived on the K-Blog scene when Brian mocked me on a Marmot's Hole comment board.
It's a coming of age every K-blogger must go through to be taken seriously.
But what Kimchi-icecream said was sooo true! Until you've walked on a mountain at night and walked into their web, you haven't experienced freak-out. It's such a strong material too...it breaks off the branches before it breaks on your face. You can peel it off (with difficulty) because it's strong like a sticky fish-line. Thank GOD there's never actually been one of those things ON the line when I walked into it, but I now avoid the moutains at times when I feel there hasn't been an adjeoshi recently to clear the path of them for me.
But you can often look up on the lesser-traveled pathes and see literally a canopy of webs. Where one ends and the other begins, you can't even tell. Multiple huge egg-bloated females just sitting and waiting for an above-average-heighed-person to walk into them...
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