I wonder if I would get in trouble for wallpapering my apartment with this poster.
Finally...an anatomically correct Spiderman!
Yes, I've often pointed out this scientific truth about Spiderman, but people always change the subject or just leave the dinner table entirely. I guess that the truth is just too much for most people to handle.Like that girl climbing up Spidey's web. You see from her horrified expression that she just can't take it.And while I'm on this theme, why would MJ be interested in marrying -- and presumably mating with -- a genetically tainted, half-arachnoid male? Imagine giving birth to tiny spiders! Ugh...Jeffery Hodges* * *
Why is he wearing goggles and flippers? Is he Aqua-Spider-man? Because if so, then he'd totally steal Aquaman's thunder, and that would be so unfair, seeing as how Aquaman is severely limited to begin with.Citizen: A criminal gang is robbing a bank!Aquaman: Is the bank near the ocean?Citizen: No.Aquaman: A lake? River? A body of water of any sort?Citizen: No ... wait, there's a sewer nearby.Aquaman: Ah, shit. Literally.
Ther original drawing was actually stolen from the scribblings of a 5 year old and used for this ad.
I don't know what you all are going on about. This is Spa Valley Man. It's not Spiderman. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. And James Dean is not famous. Nobody knows who he is.
Brian, you should be proud/aware that this was posted at FAILblog.org: http://failblog.org/2009/08/18/spiderman-fail-2/
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