Some kind soul has taken some of the videos off the elementary school CD-ROMs and uploaded them for the world to enjoy. I had forgotten just . . . how . . . brutal these are. I can't pick a favorite, nor do I want to, but I guess I'll embed just one:
Maybe one more.
I just pooped my pants. Go watch them all, and understand that we're required to teach this bullshit in elementary school as part of the government curriculum. The last one on the page teaches students how to say "he has a long hair," whatever the fuck that means. These videos are paired with this teachers' guide for a helluva one-two combo of ignorance. HT to Ms. Parker in Korea for the link and for making me relive 2006.
Oh, and I'll wire 20,000 won to whomever uploads the blackface skit on the Grade 6 CD-ROM.