Domino's has a new pizza:
Called the Deutsch Filet, it's out to provide a taste of Germany ("Deutsch" means German in German) and is topped with pork strips, sauerkraut, and wurst. Not only does it look downright awful, it's expensive, as are all the other 무서운 designer pizzas at Dominos, Mr. Pizza, et al. Continuing the trend of topping pizza with ingredients that don't belong together outside of your shopping cart.
For the record I spell my name 도이츠 because I absolutely hate the "치" sound affixed to -ch words.