Thursday, December 11, 2008

English Cafe - Chapter 2.

















8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know, after your post on the subject of English teachers appearing on television it was impossible not to laugh at the "tool" subtitle in the tenth photo.

Alex said...

This is hysterical. Please make more.

Muckefuck said...

That show is fucking retarded. I saw that episode with "turn it down" and I was screaming at Issac who failed to correct the host. What was meant was turning something upside down or turning something over. That was the last time I watch it. It's fucking retarded.

Unknown said...

Great story. Good plot, nice twists. Slightly odd mid-section about driveway-shovelling, though. I do also worry that the act of watching the show in order to generate that tremendous storyboard will send you round the tiwst.

Zach said...

Make it go away...please.

Brian said...

This will be a regular Thursday/Friday feature. So long as that shitty program exists to give me material, I'll pass it along to you, the valued customer. Somtimes there will be a storyline, sometimes not. Sometimes the theme will just be those assholes turning our language into a variety show. Chris, don't you worry, I have months worth of material saved up, so it's no trouble at all for me.

Darth Babaganoosh said...

You're adding in your own subtitles, aren't you?

"I'm feeling depressed"
"Give my best/regards/Say hello to your folks"

Who makes hand and face gestures THAT out of sync with what is being said (other than the hooknose bellend)

"I'd rather rich guy"
"I believe in money"

Konglish-teaching asshole.

"I wonder if I got my paycheque"
What is the context for learning this? I can't imagine them talking about foreign teachers not getting paid by their hagwons.

"That program seems to be useless"
Change "that" to "this" and remove the word "seems".

Brian said...

No, not adding my own subtitles. Much better this way. I have no fucking idea why Isaac is so animated about saying hi to his gf's parents. Then again he's really fucking animated in every single sketch. I don't have to tell you how obnoxious this is considering he's the only guy on the whole show who's an English-speaker. Make that fucktard frog-looking guy dance around like . . . well, like a frog I guess.