Sunday, November 30, 2008

English-only radio station begins December 1st.



The first English-only radio station will begin broadcasting tomorrow, December 1st, in Seoul on 101.3 FM. Called TBS eFM, it will have traffic information, news, music, and talk radio. Next year English TBS channels in Busan and Gwangju are expected to open. Official website here, with program information and streaming audio.

The "K-popular" host 손정민 is really hot, and just came out with some new photos.


Friday, November 28, 2008

A couple of photos from around Jeollanam-do.

Here are a couple of pictures I've come across lately. Here's a look at a pavillion in Baekyangsa temple in Jangseong county:



Here's the first snow in Yeongam county:



That's a big hornet still kicking in Yeosu:



Here's a bundled-up Buddha at Boseong county's Daewonsa temple:



And here are a couple of photos from the Hampyeong Chrysanthemum Festival. You'll recognize the first one.




I thought the second one was photoshopped because according to other photos I'd seen it appeared that the gate was in the middle of a field and not against a mountain. But after looking at a few other pictures I think it might be authentic. Here's one more:

More on the history in quotation marks front.

From The Hankyoreh:
In a presentation entitled “What is unification to us?” delivered at Sungduk Girls’ Commercial High School in Gangdong-gu yesterday, Lee Dong-bok, the head of the North Korea Democratization Forum, made a series of statements defending the dictatorship and promoting an anti-North Korean ideology. Lee said, “The Republic of Korea was able to realize this much economic growth in a short period of time because it had the capabilities of a leader like former President Park Chung-hee within a stark reality of national security.” Lee also said, “While it is true that there was suppression of democratization forces, it is inefficient to insist on democratization excessively.” He added, “If the 38th parallel had not been drawn, you might have become just like our fellow Koreans languishing in North Korea.”

History textbooks are a contentious issue, and no doubt they have their flaws. But whatever those flaws may be, what in the blue hell are schools doing bringing a presentation like that in? The KTEWU's take on it is here, in Korean, but you've got to remember that a group like that has no business calling anyone else out for being biased. If you look around their website all you'll see are pictures of teachers protesting something or other, and coming out against everything the Lee Myung-bak administration does. Don't they ever have to go to school?

More from the Joongang Ilbo:
The lectures were designed by the Seoul Metropolitan Office of Education to teach “healthy values and a correct sense of history and country,” in response to a government survey conducted this year that half of middle and high school students do not know the date and cause of the Korean War (1950-1953). All high schools must hold two lectures between November and February.

The teachers’ union criticized the talks, saying, “Lecturers include those who led the creation of an ‘alternative textbook’ that stated Japan’s colonization led to Korea’s modernization, including Lee Dong-bok and Seoul National University Professor Park Hyo-chong.”

Your adjectives aren't safe.

The earlier casualties were "tell me," "one more time," and "energy." The latest word or phrase I can no longer use in English class is "bad," thanks to Rain's latest single "Rainism." I said "bad" in class today and got hit with
I'm gonna be a bad boy.

The single has been in the news because it has been banned to underage listeners because of lewd lyrics. The offending lines are
``Spinning is my magic stick inside your shaking body/ The body shake that feels the limit it cannot go beyond"

"Magic stick" and "shaking body" are in English, with the rest mercifully left in Korean. It sounds like something you'd find in Wordsworth, but actually "magic stick" was the name of a Lil' Kim song popular in 2003, and thus it naturally became the height of fashion in K-pop in 2008. The song also says "make it rain," a Fat Joe track from 2006 about (a) throwing money at strippers, and (b) ejaculating on people. R. Kelly breaks it down for us in "Make it Rain (Remix)":
If you drilling these chicks they like Major Payne
When I make it rain, they be like "yo... do it again"
From the club to the coupe, inside my gates
Up in my bedroom screaming that you're the snake
They was perty perty, and I was flirty flirty
Lil' dro, lil' bub now they getting' dirty dirty
Don't ax me what my name is, stupid bitch I'm famous
You gon' make me aim this
Leave your ass brainless
I'm tryin' to stay R&B
But these streets is a part of me
So don't get it twisted
You see I order one bottle, then I fuck with one model
Then I order more bottles, now I got more models
I'm from that city where them niggaz don't play mayn
I take a chick to my room like caveman
So ask your girlfriend my name, I bet she go
"Skeet skeet skeet, Weatherman 'bout to make it rain!"

I wrote out a longer post, but I'll just refer you to Gusts of Popular Feeling's treatment of the matter. I like one of the quotations he dug up from the Korea Times, in which Rain's agency explains why the lyrics aren't a big deal:
However, Rain and his agency, Jtune Entertainment, explained such wording is quite common in Western pop songs and Korean fans are mature enough not to be affected by them.

Christ Almighty, I think that's code for "Korean fans have no fucking idea what the English in songs mean." If Rain knew what those lyrics meant when he was handed them by some greasy producer who spent eight months in LA and thus considers himself an expert on hip-hop he wrote them, then he's a sleazy douche who thinks that if it's in American music it must be awesome. If he didn't know what they meant, then he's a tool who just regurgitates crap that was popular in the US because nobody in Korea will know the difference. (I'll refer you to Exhibits A, B, C, and D.) Hell, he's probably both.



I kind of agree with an angle mentioned in that KT article, that if the government didn't speak up about the lyrics then probably nobody would notice except for a few foreign bloggers.

Daum issues?

Anybody else get an error when trying to sign that petition to have the Cheongju judge removed?



I got my Daum ID while working at my old hagwon, as we had a Daum cafe where we posted homework assignments and stuff. Therefore I have no idea what signing up for a Daum account entails, but I suspect it's time-consuming and frustrating for foreigners who live in Korea, to say nothing of the billions of non-Koreans outside the country who may be prohibited from registering.

To try and sign the petition I had to login and then provide my name and my foreigner ID number. The error has been happening after I try to submit that information. It's not simply an error with the screen, as when I typed in the wrong information it prompted me to correct it, but it must be a problem with the next step. Frustrating, to say the least, but par for the course I guess.

No reason to visit KFC anymore, I guess.

Once in a while I'd get a Zinger Burger Set at the KFC in the Gwangju bus terminal, but apparently they've discontinued it and another of its popular chicken burgers because of a shortage of chicken breasts.
KFC's Zinger and Tower burgers, both of which contain a thick piece of chicken breast, are no longer available in most of its 140 outlets nationwide. The two sandwiches reportedly account for 15 percent of KFC's overall sales.

KFC said the discontinuation was mainly due to a supply shortage of large chickens after the bird-killing virus, avian influenza, broke out earlier this year. It said the fillet used for the popular burgers come from these larger chickens.

However, the supply of chicken breasts shrunk by 40 percent after the bird flu led to the killing of hundreds of thousands of chickens in farms across the country, according to industry experts.

Given the popularity of the sandwiches and the chain of restaurants, I'm surprised we didn't see any candlelight vigils protesting unsafe product being potentially sold.

Lots of bad news in the KT today. Four Koreans were killed when their car drove off a mountain on Fiji. Sadly the group of seven consisted of three newlywed couples on their honeymoon, but I'll thank you for not making any remarks about couples taking honeymoons together.
Local police assume careless driving to be the cause of the tragedy.

*sigh* And a notable internet user and commenter "Jeon" beat her mother to death after her mother told her to go outside and get a life. The most-viewed story remains the one about foreigners busted for smuggling and using drugs.

Dokdo most urgent historical dispute, think tank finds.

From KBS:
A domestic think tank finds that 85 percent of Koreans think the labeling of the Dokdo islets is the most urgent historical dispute.

The Northeast Asian History Foundation recently conducted a survey on adults in Seoul, Beijing and Tokyo, 500 from each city, to find out their take on history.

Ninety-five percent of Koreans said that the waters between Korea and Japan should be labeled as the East Sea.

Longer article in Korean here.

Though I don't have any personal interest in the dispute, and can see where Korea is coming from with its continued obsession over the symbolically important rocks, I think the extreme measures some have taken---such as chopping off fingers, mutilating birds outside the Japanese embassy, and cancelling homestay programs with Japan---will only invite ridicule and take away any sympathy outsiders might have with Korea's cause. After all most people don't have the same feelings toward Japan as Koreans do, and are most likely to view Korea's rabble-rousing as an isolated incident brought on by a victimization complex and hot tempers.

I do, though, object to naming the Sea of Japan the "East Sea." The name is 동해, or East Sea, in Korean and that's perfectly acceptable. Nobody is suggesting it be called 일본해. However, the accepted English name is Sea of Japan, and it's arrogant and inappropriate to dictate the rules of another language. Moreover, and what realy induces eye rolls and forehead slaps is that people are advocating replacing the Sea of Japan because it supposedly reflects Japanese imperialism and is a product of, so they say, aggressive lobbying by Japanese politicians. The alternate name suggested, though, is even more disgustingly ethnocentric and nationalistic because the sea is, after all, to the immediate east of Korea. Here I would write "just call it the East Asian Sea and let's move on," but you see how I view Korea's whining in isolation, and am no longer willing to see the merits of any of its historical claims.

And it's not simply "whining," not just the words of a humble people looking to redeem themselves a half century after a 35-year occupation, the noble protests of a smaller country trying to stand up for itself between two larger Asian powers. What is clear to people who look at what Korea has to say on these issues is that Korea is being the aggressor by constantly going after foreign languages and foreign communities. Nobody likes being told to rethink their language, certainly not by a foreign country who looks more like a radical fringe group when you look at the sum of its wacky protest culture.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

English teachers, actors, other foreigners busted for drug smuggling.

It's cruel of me to spend time thinking about which "Surprise" actor I want sent to prison, but I'm not going to apologize. From the Korea Times:
Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency said Thursday it had rounded up three people, including one unidentified American actor who performed on the MBC entertainment program ``Surprise'' and one Korean-American identified as Choi for smuggling in illegal drugs they bought on a Web site.

Among other detainees are seven drug users including a Canadian actor and a native English-speaking teacher at an elementary school, police said.

Much more in Korean in this article, from whence this photo of one of the actors [edit: since removed] comes:

A busy day on the drug front as earlier we learned that a USFK soldier was sentenced to five years in a Korean prison for helping bring 30 pounds of marijuana in.

So that's five years for marijuana, 18 months for adultery, and zero time served for raping your granddaughter for seven years. Got it. You can call attention to the logical fallacy of comparing the cases if you'd like, but the Cheongju verdict will be something against which pretty much everything else in Korea is compared for a long time. Hard to cry foul about anything or have any sort of faith in the justice system when rapists are not only set free but are given back the disabled girl they were raping to begin with.

Cute kids and cute Santas.

Awwww. In Seoul on Wednesday for the 100th anniversary of the Salvation Army in Korea.





(1, 2, 3) There's a slideshow of photographs of the charity in Korea these hundred years on the official webpage, though Google says it may harm your computer.

In other Christmas news, Everland employees are brushing up on their Christmas cheer through a "Santa school."
Christmas is one of the major holidays celebrated in South Korea, home to one of Asia's largest Christian populations.

"I believe that the students will successfully act as Santa Clauses of Everland after the mental and physical training at the Santa School," said Choi Mi-yeon, a Santa lecturer.

Instead of riding a sleigh, the male and female Santa students ride the roller coaster, are taught special dance moves and the best way to sing carols.

I wouldn't call Christmas one of the major holidays, and I wouldn't cite Korea's Christian population as a reason for whatever popularity it's claimed to have, but I'll save my thoughts on the holiday for next month. Here's a bunch of pictures I stole off the internet:













It sure is amazing to see all those foreigners in our traditional Christmas uniforms. In some countries the major holidays center around dead ancestors and boring stick games, so in order to have a little fun foreigners like this have to borrow celebrations from other cultures and desecrate and denigrate them until they become days for trading chocolate, watching movies, and wearing cute outfits. But that's not true in our country.

There was a reason I posted all those pictures but now I don't remember what it was. I think I was going to make a comment about "of course they have to fuck up our biggest holiday by having girls run around in goddamn ridiculous skirts," but then I remembered this. *sigh*

Happy Thanksgiving, wherever you are.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, to me and mine.


At last year's Macy's Day Parade in New York, held every 미국 추수감사절.

I wanted to bring up something Korea-related for today, but Pikachu's the closest I could get.

Not to change the subject, but did you know in Japan it's customary to eat KFC on Christmas?

South Korean actress may go to jail for committing adultery without being paid.

I mean, given the thriving sex trade that's what I assume the primary objection is. From Reuters, via Ms. Parker in Korea:
SEOUL (Reuters) - South Korean prosecutors on Wednesday demanded a popular actress who tried to overturn the country's law that criminalizes adultery be thrown in jail for a year and a half for having an affair, local media reported.

South Korean enacted its adultery law more than 50 years ago to protect women who had few rights in the male-dominated society but critics say now it is a draconian measure no longer fit for a country with an advanced civil and family court system.

Actress Ok So-ri's case has created a sensation in South Korea after she admitted to an affair with a singer and called on the country's Constitutional Court to overturn the statute that can send a person to jail for up to two years for adultery.

"The accuser (her husband) wanted a severe sentence," prosecutors said in court as to why they are seeking 18 months in jail for Ok, Yonhap news agency reported. Prosecutors were not available for comment.
The Marmot's Hole has a whole bunch of links related to this mess. The story I just quoted is the most-viewed story on Reuters, making this a good week for bad news from Korea. Certainly damaging to Korea's image overseas, one would think, but I'm more concerned about putting more kimchi in more American restaurants and more Korean dramas in more living rooms, thank you very much.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Lovers' suicide in Suncheon this afternoon, more student suicides elsewhere.

A couple hanged themselves from a tree in Yongsu-dong, to the west of Old Downtown, in the woods near a local cemetary. The man and woman, aged 50 and 42 respectively, were discovered around 2:30 this afternoon by a cemetary employee. If I'm deciphering the paragraph correctly it looks like on the 22nd Ms. "B" got into an argument with Mr. "A"'s wife at his apartment, left the house, and broke off the affair.
경찰조사결과 A 씨는 지난 22일 순천에 있는 자신의 아파트에서 B 씨와의 내연 문제로 아내와 다투고 집을 나간 뒤 연락이 끊겼다.

Not to change the subject, but while looking around for more information I learned about a suicide in a motel in Jorye-dong on the afternoon of October 4th. I know they're not going to name names, but being the fraidy-cat that I am, I wish I knew which motel to avoid from now on. The first part of that article talks about a suicide in an unnamed Dongeui-dong apartment at about the same time.

And, actually this is what I was looking for when I happened across that first article. A 15-year-old in Busan jumped to his death because he didn't get the scores he needed for acceptance into a prestigious international high school (특목고). About a week ago was the opening of suicide season, when a boy in Yeonggwang jumped off an apartment building because of test scores.

The Korea Times tells us about a middle school student who killed himself after breaking up with his girlfriend.

Gwangju International Film Festival, December 4th to 8th.

Stumbled across this by accident, but the 8th Gwangju International Film Festival (광주국제영화제) will take place from December 4th through the 8th at the Megabox downtown. Seems like much smaller potatoes than those held in Busan and Jeonju. I'll refer you to the website for more information, in Korean *slaps forehead*, but there are no details currently available on show times and I see they put up showtimes recently.

A fun date.

I guess this is what passes for a fun date nowadays:





Other interesting shots from that video game convention, such as this and this:



That photoset was on the front page of Inside Korea recently, under "Korea in Photos."

In case you can't think of any reasons why the Saemangeum land reclamation project is a bad idea.

The International Herald Tribune came up with, like, a million in their article on it yesterday. Get ready to roll your eyes:
[Developers] will replace natural wetlands with artificial ones and turn riverbeds into lakes. They will build a park along the road on the sea dyke and try to attract tourists with a theme park, convention center and even perhaps a casino.

Say, wasn't there just a big, international conference or something in Korea about the importance of protecting the world's wetlands? Unfortunately the theme of that convention seemed to be preservation for the purpose of eco-tourism, rather than for preservation's sake. The Minister of the Environment before the RAMSAR Convention this fall
adapted his pragmatism to the ``wise use of wetlands,'' the No.1 priority of the Ramsar Convention. ``What must be protected must be protected, but it would be even better if wetlands are utilized as eco-tourism sites because that could result in not only their protection but also the revitalization of the local economy,'' he said.

Somebody more knowledgable about local affairs can tell me what benefit more hotels, casinos, resorts, and golf courses will have in a country barely bigger than Pennsylvania, and already filled to the brim with local development projects like the Haenam Tourism and Leisure City and the 2012 Yeosu Expo that are bringing the exact same attractions?

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Christopher Paul Neil convicted in second child abuse case.



Christopher Paul Neil was convicted in a second abuse case and was given a six-year sentence, in addition to the three years he got last month. His sentences will run concurrently, though, so he'll serve only six years in Thai prison. Neil taught in Gwangju before going on the run from Interpol, and is responsible for tightened visa regulations and background checks that, ironically, wouldn't apply to someone of his visa status and wouldn't have prevented him from coming to Korea.

Korean man drugs, rapes English tutor in Manila.

Yesterday a 51-year-old Korean man was charged with detaining, drugging, and raping his 23-year-old English tutor in Manila.

Shitty Pittsburgh Pirates sign two Indians---from India---who have never played baseball before.

Well on their way to their sixteenth consecutive losing season, I see.
Singh and Patel came to the United States six months ago after being the top finishers in an Indian reality TV show called the "Million Dollar Arm" that drew about 30,000 contestants. The show sought to find athletes who could throw strikes at 85 miles per hour or faster.

While neither pitcher threw hard enough to earn the $1 million prize, Singh made $100,000 from the contest and Patel made $2,500, plus his trip to the United States.

. . .
"The Pirates are committed to creatively adding talent to our organization," Pirates general manager Neal Huntington said Monday. "By adding these two young men, the Pirates are pleased to not only add two prospects to our system but also hope to open a pathway to an untapped market. We are intrigued by Patel's arm strength and Singh's frame and potential."

Christ, how about tapping into the market of "good players" for a change. East Windup Chronicle has scouting reports on the two; Pittsburgh-based Mondesi's House takes the "whatever, it's not like things could get any worse" approach.

Awards ceremony held for Dokdo Essay Contest "winners."

Like something out of The Onion.
Kim Yong-deok, the president of the Northeast Asian History Foundation, which sponsored the contest, said this event was designed for foreign nationals ``as a way to help boost awareness in foreign countries about this issue and the fact that Dokdo belongs to Korea."

Whatever, you can read the rest on your own. In other Dokdo news, some Korean politicians are going to Washington to bug American politicians about the Liancourt Rocks.
"We plan to make sure that the incoming Barack Obama administration clearly acknowledges Dokdo as South Korea's land, thereby not making mistakes such as wrongly defining or naming the islets," Won Yoo-chul, who will be leading the delegation, said.

Won was referring to an averted move by the U.S. Library of Congress in July to change the name of the Dokdo islets to Liancourt Rocks, considered a more neutral name by the agency. The library postponed the decision, however, citing lack of information and the sensitivity of the issue.

I would like to see Washington choose to stay out of this mess between Japan and South Korea, as taking one side or the other will have no favorable outcome for a third party. I would also like to see the American politicians give these foreigners the visiting delegation a swift kick in the pants for trying to dictate what the Library of Congress does. Regardless of which claim is the strongest, the fact remains that the islets are still disputed territory, and to give them a Japanese or Korean name would alienate a US ally either way.

Yonhap isn't exactly fair and balanced, but I couldn't turn up any other articles covering this visit because nobody else gives a damn. I dunno, I think people back home might be interested in how some South Korean politicians chose to greet the incoming Obama administration. Then again, we first have to convince people to be interested in other countries.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Extended family members look after handicapped girl, repeatedly rape her, get suspended sentence in order to take care of her in lieu of parents.

점점점.
A court handed down suspended jail terms to four family members who repeatedly raped a teenage relative who suffered from an intellectual disability.

The Cheongju District Court Thursday sentenced an 87-year-old grandfather and two uncles of a 16-year-old girl to four-year suspended prison terms for sexually assaulting and raping the girl for the last seven years. Another uncle received a three-year suspended jail term.

The court acknowledged that their crime was ``sinful'' as they used the young girl, who is their family member, to satisfy their sexual desires. But it gave the suspended terms, saying, ``The accused have fostered the girl in her parents' place. Considering her disability, she will also need their care and help in living in the future.''

The court added it took the accused people's old age and illness into consideration.

Citizens strongly denounced the ruling, saying the punishments were too lenient for the grave crime. Internet users said it is absurd to release them to ``take care of her,'' as she needs help from others, not from rapists. They also said those committing such a crime do not deserve consideration regarding old age or illnesses.

Some bloggers are collecting signatures to oust the judge who made the ruling. The prosecution also decided to appeal. ``One of them even has a previous conviction for rape but was given a suspended term. The ruling is unacceptable,'' a prosecutor said.

The petition is here and has over 12,700 signatures as of this posting.

Tiny Wyoming town teaches English to Koreans via Skype.

This is a pretty innovative way to give employment to an isolated community and capitalize on the demand for telephone English in South Korea:
Eleutian Technology hires people in towns across northern Wyoming to teach English to Koreans of all ages using Skype, the free online calling and person-to-person video service. Two years old, Eleutian already is one of Wyoming's fastest-growing businesses.

The company has close to 300 teachers hooked up to more than 15,000 students in Korea, and CEO Kent Holiday said he's just getting started.

. . .
Eleutian's teachers include Kathleen Hampton, whose home is remote even by Wyoming standards.

Hampton moved to Wyoming from New Jersey when she met her rancher husband during a trip out West 13 years ago. She teaches English online several nights a week after her 30-mile commute home from teaching kindergarten in Ten Sleep.

She teaches most Korean students one-on-one. Many are in college. A few are middle-aged business executives. Hampton also teaches groups that are in private schools called "hakwons," which students attend after the regular school day.

"They're always fun because they're always yelling out in the background," Hampton said. "You get 14-year-old boys yelling out `I love you!' because they learn these English expressions and try to use them."

Eleutian pays its teachers $15 an hour to start. They're required to have state certification but don't have to be currently employed in schools.

"When you put on those first headphones and you're talking to somebody, it's nerve-racking to start with," Hampton said. "But it doesn't take long. If you're a teacher and used to explaining things, it makes no difference."

Growling at her students is one of her techniques. The idea is to get them to make an English-sounding "r."

"I'll be growling at them and there's some of these 20-year-old boys who will laugh, and they'll growl right back at you. And their roommates are in the background laughing at you and they get right into it," Hampton said. "And then you will have these quiet, little, studious people that will look at you and just won't do it."

Tuition for Eleutian's courses varies with factors like the size of the class and the business that's contracting Eleutian's services. But like any outsourcing company, Eleutian competes aggressively on price. For instance, one weekly one-on-one Internet course from Eleutian costs $150 for a whole semester, while English tutors in Korea charge from $40 to $60 an hour, Holiday said.

Another article says Eleutian is partnered with CDI, one of the big-name hagwon here. Here's the company's official website.

EPIK in the news some more.

Since I get some hits from people looking to teach in Korea for the first time, it's worth mentioning that there are recruiters misrepresenting the exchange rate and pay scale. Using one US dollar equals one thousand won was good enough as a rough estimate up until a few months ago, but don't be fooled today that 2.5 million won is equal to $2,500 per month. According to XE.com today, one dollar is 1,484 won, meaning 2.5 million won is actually US$1,667 per month. It goes without saying that you should investigate the exchange rates of your new country yourself, and I'd suggest skipping over recruiters who are either too sleazy or too lazy to accurately represent their jobs.

Moving right along, there's a piece in the Korea Times today about English Program in Korea. It's basically an advertisement---EPIK advertises on the main page of the KT, too---same as that POLY School article from a couple of days ago, but I guess this one is somewhat newsworthy since it's the government's system for putting foreigners in schools. I was surprised "unqualified" never popped up in the piece, but with a title like "EPIK Seeks Passionate Foreign Teachers" I guess they were after something else. Actually, one thing did catch my eye:
Currently, EPIK recruits only native-English speakers from the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and Ireland.

But it plans to allow those who can speak English fluently from countries adopting English as official language from next year at the earliest.

It will deploy 608 English-teaching positions at elementary and secondary public schools and training centers in six metropolitan cities and seven provinces across the country for the next spring semester.

The program teachers will receive 1.5-2.5 million won per month according to their degrees and teaching certificates and can receive entry and settlement allowance and free single furnished housing. Successful candidates will conduct English conversation classes with Korean co-teachers.
They're opening it up to residents outside the Big 7, then, to include people from Singapore, Hong Kong, India, and many others.

What really jumped out at me, though, was the salary: 1.5 million to 2.5 million won per month. You can view the pay scale on the EPIK website, which shows that they include members of the TALK program in that breakdown. Recruits via the TALK program have completed two years of college, and their salaries range from 1.5 to 1.7, depending on location. New teachers at the lowest level of the pay scale can earn 1.8 million won per month, while the highest possible salary is 2.7 million won per month. Those at the highest pay scale work in the provinces, have over two years' experience, have been with the same school for more than one year, and have one of the following: Master's degree, a CELTA, a TEFL certificate, or a Bachelor's in Education or English.

I'm not with EPIK but am in a public school, and as I'm at the second-highest level I earn 2.4 million won per month. It's the same rate I earned last year, and only 300,000 won more per month than I got when I arrived in Korea in July, 2005. Given the exchange rates, I actually earn $500 per month less than I did three years ago. The EPIK pay scale has remained unchanged since 2004, when I first began looking at jobs in Korea: the lowest level is still 1.8.

One of the complaints I always make is that there are no opportunities for professional development for native speaker teachers in Korea. We just wrapped up our yearly workshop this past weekend. That's right, a yearly workshop, and while it was very informative, that it was but three hours out of my year reflects how important our classes are considered in the grand scheme of English education. Korean English teachers, on the other hand, attend demonstration clases every semester, have frequent meetings with their colleagues, and have opportunities to attend immersion camps. Some even do a semester-long stint at an education university in Korea, followed by a month studying at an overseas university. English teachers may also pursue a Master's degree overseas, with half the cost covered by the education office.

Another complaint that goes hand-in-hand with that is that for all the talk about "unqualified" this and "we need more qualified teachers" that, there is no incentive for teachers to possess or require said qualifications. It was by coincidence that another story about "unqualified teachers" came out today, this one reporting that about half the foreign teachers in Seoul are "unqualified." In an abstract sense teachers with certification or advanced degrees are still filling the same roles as 22-year-olds with a freshly-printed Biology degree. Whether you're fresh off the boat or have been in the game for two decades, you're still seeing your students once in a blue moon, still serving largely decorative roles, still given a minimum amount of support and guidance, still having classes cancelled for grammar review, and still lowest on the totem pole. Hell, you're not even considered an English teacher, but are designated "native speaker assistant teacher." Some will say that with those with teaching credentials back home will have a greater sense of professionalism and job satisfaction, but anecdotal evidence suggests otherwise. Moreover I have to question how those qualifications, tailored for different countries and settings, prepare the teacher for the challenges of the Korean public school.

And in terms of renumeration, experienced teachers---who are likely over 30 given the number of years it takes to amass the paperwork---are earning in the neighborhood of $30,000 per year, and only slightly more than teachers with no experience or training. Money is hardly everything, that's true, but the older we get the more responsibilities we have to other people, and the more we think about saving for the future. I'm insecure about my salary now, at 27; I'm sure that insecurity is amplified as the years add up. Pursuing a master's degree in TESOL or in a related field was once appealing to me, but I can't justify going back home for two years and coming back in my 30s to do the same job, and for the same money, I'm doing now.

You can easily find side-by-side comparisons of Korea, Japan, Taiwan, and China, traditionally the four most-popular destinations in East Asia for English teachers. Korea doesn't have the name recognition of Japan or China, and teachers in Korea have typically done more complaining than their peers in other countries. However, it was always the case that Korea was the best deal. Japan is cool but it's expensive. Taiwan is cool but you have to find your own place and have to fly yourself over. China is all right but you only make a few hundred dollars a month. But you don't need me to tell you that Korea is quickly losing whatever edge it had. One of the biggest attractions of Korea was the low start-up costs, as airfare was fronted before arrival and the apartment was already provided. Now, it's become common practice to reimburse airfare a month or two after arrival, and teachers usually have to pay what is basically "runner's insurance," a fee of 300,000 won per month to the school that will be returned to the teacher at the completion of the contract. Adding greatly to the start-up costs are the in-person embassy interviews and, for Canadians, the Vulnerable Service Sector checks required of new applicants. If stagnant salaries and shrinking vacations weren't enough, the increasing start-up costs are enough to frighten new teachers away.

I was interested in Korea in college and didn't really give the other countries a second thought. I still like Korea and personally don't have the energy or motivation to start over in some other country, or spend my formative years chasing a favorable exchange rate all over the globe. But first-time teachers will be less quick to dismiss Japan or Taiwan out-of-hand, or sneer at the lower salaries offered in China.

And that's to say nothing of the frustrations teachers feel here, not simply when they're getting ripped off by shady employers. I've seen the higher salaries in Korea referred to as "hazard pay" because of all the staring, taunts, and abrasiveness to be found. I'm not going to get into the extent to which those things exist, but nevertheless that was a prevailing opinion. And again I'm quoting the wisdom of the masses when I say that people were willing to sacrifice pay in order to experience the culture of places like Japan, China, or Thailand, and that Korea was rather boring in comparison. Korea has plenty to offer, of course, but first-time teachers or those adventurous enough to move will have some serious thinking to do.

EPIK has been debated to death on Dave's and other forums, with people saying that all its negatives are simply endemic to teaching in Korea. It's had just about nothing but negative attention from critics, though, and I always wondered why anyone would sign up for the program. I almost did, back in 2004, because I was hung-up on having a job already lined up before I graduated. I wasn't aware of how many schools there are in Korea, and how easy it is to find a job. Google will help you find more accounts of EPIK; a lengthy critique from Michael Hurt is available here, titled "EPIK as Case Study: Why Korean-Style Management Sucks." It's the conclusion of a three-part series on, among other things, the business of English education and native speakers' role in it, and was preceded by "The Phantom Menace" and "Attack of the Clones."

Also take some time to read some articles from 2004 on the state of EPIK: "Teachers give bad grades to state-run ESL program" and "How schools fail to teach English." Pretty damning stuff.

I'm really not sure what can be do about these ridiculously-low salaries from EPIK and other schools, salaries and benefits packages that have remained unchanged from years ago. Fewer teachers are coming here or staying, meaning schools are turning to college students, to more Korean "lecturers," and to teachers from other countries to fill the void. You would think Korea would be doing everything it could to court teachers, but rather they're offering low salaries and welcoming applicants with all kinds of expensive and time-consuming visa regulations. However, as long as people accept these positions, the schools will feel no pressure to change.

It's easy, very very easy, to bitch and moan about what's wrong without offering any solutions. Granted, nobody has ever asked my opinion on English education, and many resent me for giving it unsolicited, but I plan to do a lengthy post in the near future about improvements that can be made to better incorporate native speakers and communicative skills into the scheme of things. While there are many rewarding aspects of living in Korea, I don't think it's too pessimistic to suggest that it's becoming harder to justify a lengthy teaching career here. Ironic that the longer we stay in Korea and the longer we learn, the less valuable we become. What is it they say about doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result? I don't think it's "hope."

Holy shit! Greatest moment in Joongang Ilbo history!

HT to Andrew for this, arguably the best headline in Korean newspaper history. Totally makes up for that paper not knowing how to press the "enter" key.

Fuck you, conflation.

You all know my fascination with the inability for many journalists and commentators to use "unqualified teacher" consistently. Sometimes "unqualified" refers to teachers without the proper paperwork, such as those who lack visas or diplomas. Other times it means foreigners without teaching credentials or certification. And sometimes it means those who use drugs, who slack off, and who are just generally unpleasant. The Marmot's Hole brings us news that half the foreign teachers in Seoul are unqualified.
According data submitted by the Seoul Office of Education to Seoul councilman Nam Jae-gyeong (Grand National Party), only 166 of the 810 foreign English teachers (20.5%) in city schools were certified teachers.

Only 303, or 37.4%, had TESOL certifications, while 44 (5.4%) had both teaching and TESOL certifications.

Only 136 (16.8%) had majors related to English education, and only 102 (12.6%) were education majors.

Meanwhile, 385 teachers — 48% — had neither teacher certifications or TESOL certifications.

Given the salary and benefits offered us native speakers, they're lucky they can still import teachers at all.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Pictures from the Hampyeong Chrysanthemum Festival, Gwangju International Food Fair.


Picture from here.

I feel pretty worthless for taking the weekend off and not doing much of anything. I was too tired and too cold to make it over to Hampyeong for the last days of the Chrysanthemum Festival, but you should still take some time to look through some of the pictures other people have taken because it looks really nice. Other people complained to me, though, that the 6,000 won entrance fee was a bit much, like how they charged 15,000 won for the Butterfly Expo.



The Namdaemun replica was perhaps the centerpiece of the festival. Then there's this:




Yes, 신기한 indeed. More photos available via a Naver search, which will turn up some news stories and tons of blogs like this one and this one. A Cyworld search will lead to more good ones.

You'll remember that Hampyeong put up a cardboard Obama as a "photo point," or something, next to that Namdaemun gate. Here's another picture of that, made twice as good by the incorporation of couple tees.



Another one of the festival's attractions? Moon bears (2), probably from the local ecological park.




On Sunday I managed to get off my fat ass and go to the Gwangju International Food Fair. It was an okay way to spend a couple hours, but they have a very loose definition of "international" as there were only a couple of booths of non-Korean products. The American table had nachos, there were a couple tables of Australian diet supplements, a table or two of miscellaneous snacks, plus of course those Turkish kebab guys. I had a chuckle at this unintentionally ironic booth from a Russian Federation country.



And I know all my Polish fans will object to this exhibit:



Everything else was local specialties such as Boseong green tea, Naju pears, and Yeonggwang gulbi, and the like, as well as kitchen equipment. There were free samples of these local products to be had, but when I heard of the festival last month I thought it'd be more filling, rather than just bite-sized pieces of fruit, spices, and ginseng. The Turkish guys must've made a killing as they were one of only about two booths where a filling snack was available. There were long lines for some of the more popular samples, such as coffee and soju, respectively. I love the old people squatting in line.




That allows me an opportunity to photoshop this white guy in with one of the mascots.



One of the more interesting exhibits was of crackers and breads built and molded into interesting scenes, such as a cathedral, Namdaemun, and a lizard, among others.




I had to rely on my cellphone camera for the day, so I'll spare you the agony of the rest and will instead just refer you to a Naver search for more.

Michael, formerly of Speakeasy and currently of The Underground Grocers in Gwangju, gave me a bit of a warning on my original post:
I go every year, for obvious reasons, but it usually blows. It is full of old people and children. There are constant fights as they all try to get free samples of yet another Korean taste treat.

It is supposed to be an opportunity for vendors to find new outlets for their products but it is really a tourism event. I have only made one contact and even that guy gave up on trying to sell his products in Korea when he realized that there were really no potential buyers other than two or three whities.

I guess the city of Gwangju has to justify the construction of the Kim Daejung Convention Center somehow.

Heh, that's pretty much it. Something to do, and a good filler if there's no way you're dragging your lazy ass out to Hampyeong, but disappointing if you're expecting "international" or "food." Interestingly, also sporting the "international tag" is the "International Senior Fair" coming up next weekend at the Convention Center which will proudly feature senior citizens from all over South Korea. Because Gyeongsang people are really weird.

I thought they were just joking about the "Korean dinosaur."

Yes, thank you, I know there were dinosaurs in Korea and that Jeollanam-do has several locally-famous fossil sites and museums devoted to that point, but that doesn't mean I didn't think of the Korean History Channel when I saw the article "Join Native Dinosaurs With 'Koreanosaurus'."
Few may know that the Korean Peninsula was a haven for dinosaurs 80 million years ago. To show what it looked like back then, the Educational Broadcasting System (EBS) will bring the gigantic creatures that roamed Korea to life in a three part documentary called ``Koreanosaurus.''

``Koreanosaurus'' was filmed in New Zealand because of the location's atmosphere, which still holds that Cretaceos period touch.

Hahahaha FAIL. Interesting to learn there's a "Haenamichnus" (해남이크누스 우항리엔시스), named after the county-slash-region in Jeollanam-do. They're trying to get that site registered a UNESCO World Heritage site. Said one of the researchers attached to the Chunnam University project of the effort:
"It's not impossible and we are hoping for the best. If they do decide to register the area, it will bring a whole new dimension to the study of Korean dinosaurs."

Doesn't he mean "the Korean study of dinosaurs" rather than "the study of Korean dinosaurs"? LOL, probably not. He said this in a Korea Times story last month:
``We have seen dinosaurs in Western movies such as Jurassic Park and picture books. But here, we also had flying reptiles, and all kinds of dinosaurs walking, drinking, laying eggs and living just like any other creature,'' he said.

I see. Regarding the dinosaur from Haenam, the Haenamichnus uhangriensis, misspelled in the article, scientists have created a new name for what they found in Jeollanam-do.
As these [various] features clearly distinguish the Uhangri tracks from Pteraichnus and Purbeckopus, we assign them to a new genus, Haenamichnus which accommodates the new ichnospecies, Haenamichnus uhangriensis. The prints are five to six times larger than those of Pteraichnus, and are currently the largest pterosaur ichnites known.
As you can see, Korea has 100 million years of history.

Taiwanese passengers accuse Asiana Airlines of discrimination

From China Smack, via a bunch of Chinese-langugage sites and a hat tip from A Waygook Next Door:
Airplane delays departure to let “Korean passengers go first”

28 October, an airplane for Korea’s Asiana Airlines was delayed due to a mechanical problem while in Taiwan. After Taiwanese passengers suffered many hours of waiting, the plane finished repairs and was preparing to depart. But Asiana Airlines then notified Taiwanese passengers to let the Korean passengers go first, enraging the Taiwanese tour group who pointed out that this was discrimination against Chinese people.

That website has screen captions from a news report with very roughly-translated English summaries. While I can imagine something like that happening, I'm not really sure what to make of this case since that website is so uninformative.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Pictures of Korea from the 40s and 50s from Life magazine.



Life magazine has posted its photo archives on Google. There are roughly 200 for "Korea," mostly taken in the 1940s and 50s, most during the Korean War. There are a few showing the aftermath of uprisings in 1948, which I figured may have taken place in Suncheon and Yeosu. The Yosu-Sunchon Uprising happened in October, 1948, and the photographer Carl Mydans was also a journalist who filed stories on the incident. I won't link to those pictures directly, as they're of bloodied corpses, but you can browse the gallery yourself. My hunch was confirmed when I saw the sixteen pictures of "Yosu," some of which are unpleasant, taken by Mydans. "Seoul" turns up more pictures.



You also get some interesting results for "Cholla," a common old spelling of "Jeolla." Again, some are quite unpleasant. Here's one showing Hwasun county, outside of Gwangju.



And here's one of present-day Yeongam:



There are a couple photographs of Nim Churl Jin, an "ex-Communist guerilla" who spent two years "in the hills," reuniting with his family who had thought he was dead. Perhaps the hills refer to the area around Jirisan. Here's one from "Cholla-Namando" with the caption
Ex-Communist guerrilla Nim Churl Jin, homesick, ill & disillusioned with Communism, after two years in the hills with guerrilla forces, walking down road to his family's home.



The photos of Nim were important enough to warrant mention on an older version of the photographer's Wikipedia page, which says Margaret Bourke-White considered them among the most important of her career. The recent edition of the page says Bourke-White worked around the Jiri mountains, which were a refuge of Communist forces.

I guess I should move to Hannam-dong, then.



The Korea Times is profiling those "Global Villages" in Seoul, and did something on Hannam-dong recently. It ran that photo with this caption:
Hannam-dong offers great views and creature comforts for uppity foreigners living in Seoul. The picture shows housing areas with a view of the Han River.

If nothing else it will give me another excuse to wear this shirt:

Bruce Cumings and Park Noja speak out against rewriting Korean history in textbooks.

The Joongang Ilbo interviewed these two foreign Korea scholars about all the talk about historical revisionism in Korean textbooks. An excerpt:
The ministry says the texts should be revised because some phrases used deny the country’s legitimacy and hurt the national pride. Such sections include portions that say Korea won its independence because of the allied victory over Japan - which also contributed to the division of the Korean Peninsula - the ministry said in the guidelines.

However, the scholars said history is not about pride.

“History is not supposed to teach pride - unless we are talking the nationalistic versions of history like the ones that dominated South Korea under the late President Park Chung Hee and still dominate North Korea,” Tikhonov said.

Damn right.

KT runs article on POLY School, if by article you mean advertisement.

Okay then, that's weird.

It concludes with
You may have heard that some of our franchises were fined earlier this fall for assorted violations. As fine is a synonym of good and pleasant, we are pleased with this distinction. Nearly two dozen Avalon School locations, on the other hand, were baded. Thank you for reading my paper.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Nice bathrooms.



The Chosun Weekly has a photospread of several interesting bathrooms in Korea. I hope to use them all someday. The piano bathroom in Namyangju is awesome. There's an elevator to the toilet, and a waterfall in the back.

Here's a look at the view.

4,000 "English Lecturers" coming in 2010.

* Edit: Actually, thanks to Mark I've learned that the article talks about "English Lectures" coming to Korea, rather than "Lecturers." Still wanna throw around "unqualified," Mr. Kim? I'm sure my pointing out this spelling error will spawn much more discussion about how I'm a negative influence in Jeollanam-do, so my apologies to those whose sensibilities have been offended. *cough* I'll let you get back to your barstools, then, and to your more dignified complaints about pushy women and how the food is, like, so gross.

Original post:

This is an interesting development:
The government said Thursday it plans to employ about 4,000 new ``English lecturers’’ for primary schools as early as 2010.

The Ministry of Education, Science and Technology announced the plan after a public hearing on the introduction of the new lecturers at the National Institute for International Education.

The ministry has been working on introducing teachers specialized in teaching English conversation, and expanding hours for English classes. It has yet to decide the exact number of English lecturers to be hired for secondary schools.

The ministry will call them ``lecturers’’ to distinguish them from existing teachers who have civil servant and permanent job status. The recruited lecturers will be working on a contract basis and not be given civil servant status.

I'm curious about the name "lecturer." Here's what one guy had to say:
During the public hearing, Cho Seok-hoon, a professor at Cheongju University, one of the research members for the project, said that working conditions for the teachers should not be the same as those of government employed teachers due to opposition from current teachers.

Regarding criteria for applicants for the positions, Cho said the ministry could limit the pool of candidates to those who hold teaching licenses, but would leave that consideration up to education offices in local governments.

Kim Young-ik, a high school teacher, asserted it was dangerous to open the positions to anyone simply because they can speak English.

Hmmm, at first I was kind of nervous about this because it seemed like an end-around current contractual obligations to foreign teachers, kind of like how the TaLK program let them import foreign students at a lower price, but then I realized that they weren't talking about foreign teachers. What this does suggest, though, is that perhaps these teachers will supplant native speakers. Talk about mixed messages.

On the contrary to Kim's line, though, I'd argue that "lecturers" who can speak English ought to be hired, regardless of whether they're credentialed or not. There is a serious dearth in Korean English teachers willing and able to conduct classes in English. All too often, teachers either can't produce an intelligible sentence, or they're embarrassed to speak English in front of their students. Students, likewise, will often laugh at Korean teachers who speak English awkwardly or with an accent. Anytime the teacher speaks English in my class the students either laugh or go "aaahhhh!" . . . and then laugh. Interestingly, if these lecturers can actually speak English well they will not be paid the same as "regular" teachers, and will not earn the same money and benefits that even imported native speakers do. Arguably they'd be even more qualified to teach English than other Korean counterparts. The thing is, though, that real English ability is a valuable asset, a skill somebody probably wouldn't waste toiling in public schools at a low wage.

I blogged a little about the push to teach English in English last month, where I quoted an article that said TEE was facing strong opposition from teachers. Here's a bit from that piece:
Meanwhile, more than half of English teachers are opposing the introduction of ``Teaching English in English (TEE)’’ teachers, planned by the government for next year. The government plans to recruit 23,000 TEE teachers, who will conduct classes only in English, over the next five years.

Korea’s largest teachers group, the Korean Federation of Teachers’ Association said Sunday that 56.7 percent of English teachers negatively responded to the TEE teacher plans in a recent survey, while 24.9 percent said they need TEE teachers.

Among those respondents against ``English-only'' teachers, 46 percent said it would bring unqualified teachers to schools and 21 percent said current teacher levels are already enough for English education. The teachers' group questioned 425 English teachers at elementary and secondary schools nationwide between April and May.

To the line about "unqualified teachers" I responded: "Could they be any more unqualified?" and asked if you'd tolerate a geography teacher who couldn't use a map, or a math teacher who wasn't good with numbers. Back to today's KT piece:
Kim Hye-ri, a professor of Seoul National University of Education, pointed out the new system has been introduced due to the lack of English skills of current teachers, so universities need to change their curricula so that teachers can conduct English classes in English and the government should strengthen teacher training programs.

They are expected to be hired based on four-year contracts.

Well, bad job market or not, I don't know if I'd sign a four-year contract if I were getting paid less than teachers less qualified than me. I wonder if that is a typo, and should read "four-month" instead, which is roughly the length of a semester.

There's frequently talk about teaching English in English, but as pointed out here and by just about every Korean English teacher I've talked to, it's just not feasible. Not only are teachers currently unable to do it, but as I just said there's an unwillingness to even try. I'll share something I wrote on an earlier post, a post that talked about spending more money on English-only classrooms training Korean teachers:
Funny anecdote, a colleague came back from spending a month at the teachers' training camp in Damyang. You know, the one where twentysomething white people show Korean teachers with twenty years' experience how to teach English? Yeah, anyway, she really enjoyed it and learned a lot, but told me that she won't use any of the activities at our school because her students don't like speaking English. Nice, a month of free training that amounts to little more than upward mobility and promotion points.

Elementary school classes can and should be conducted entirely in English. With few exceptions there are no complex tasks, and nothing that can't be said in English or demonstrated. In secondary school, though, the focus is not on communication and comprehension, but rather on grammar, something that really can't be done in English. That's a point that gets brought up to me and to the papers time and time again. Maybe that means the system needs to be overhauled to reflect communication skills, but given the vital importance of standardized tests, that's unlikely.

I've encountered a few lecturers in my time, hired to teach part-time to the lower-level students. They were studying for their teaching test, whatever that entails, were young and had pretty good spoken English. But, and I've got to say it at the risk of sounding mean, I'm not really sure we can count on Korean English teachers to conduct classes in English, certainly not by 2010. There are some teachers who use as much English as possible, sure, so this is not a slight against them. It's just that I've met far too many who conduct English class in Korean. If your class consists of giving out a story, translating it into Korean for the students, giving instructions in Korean, asking questions in Korean, and getting responses in Korean, then it's not really an English class.

While there are a number of reasons why Korean English teachers can be more effective in the classroom, especially the way native speakers and their minimal roles are often positioned in schools, with native speakers at least you can pretty much guarantee an "English in English" class. While students may speak Korean, and may occassionally try to communicate to the foreign teacher in Korean, with very few exceptions the teacher will conduct all business in English. I'm just not sure you can count on Korean lecturers to come through that way, and given the resistance you often see against native speakers of Korean ancestry, I'm not sure students or their parents would appreciate the switch, either.
The ministry plans to announce the final plans on the new positions by the end of the year, based on suggestions from public hearings.

But I guess we'll see. It's really hard to get a handle on this English education business as plans come and go pretty quickly. I plan on doing a monster post over the next few weeks on the topic, to be released during my vacation when I won't be publishing any new entries.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Hooters Korea wants some foreigner tits.

Hooters of Korea is hiring foreigners.
This is Hooters of Korea.

We are franchise restaurant from Hooters of America.

We have opened first restaurant in Apgujeong Seoul city Korea 2007.1. and

Second store which is Gangnam was opened in 2007.8.

We are now hiring PT / FT Hooters Girl (Foreigners) position.

If you are curious and or interested Please submit what is need below and we can start from there Thank You

NEEDED IS:
★Pictures
★Visa Type
★Birth year
★Weight
★Height
★Nationality
★Languages Spoken
★Any special skills
★Availability
★Expected period of stay in Korea
★Contact e-mail
★Contact Cell Phone

If you have any qestion about this, please feel free to ask.

Thank you.

Hooters of Korea
Jungsoo Lee

Surprised it took that long? I just thought of something really crass to add, but I'm going to keep it to myself. In all seriousness, do people get what the name refers to, or does it just present itself as a fun "foreign" dining experience like Outback and Fridays? I'm looking through the photo gallery now, trying to find something to make fun of, and there are nearly as many female customers as male, and the outfits are nothing unlike what you'd find outside of a cellphone store on any given day. Official Hooters Korea site, and a review of the restaurant from Zen Kimchi. Leave it to Joe to review the food at Hooters. More from Scribblings of the Metropolitician, including a podcast with one of the employees and one of their foreign trainers.

I guess I just have the perfect face for blogging.



I think I'm the only foreigner in Suncheon who hasn't been interviewed by a news team or appeared on a TV show. Therese from 맛있는 blog A Food Journey in Korea went to Haenam last month for a cooking show "맛짱" that aired last night. You can watch it here.

So this is going on in West Virginia.


A map of the counties under the purview of the Appalachian Regional Commission.

I don't like when people make fun of West Virginia. West Virginians and Pittsburghers are practically the same thing, for better or worse. And hell, there are only 1.8 million people there, with the largest city having only 50,000, so it's not like you've got a whole bunch of hillbillies. But, seriously, the state is home to tremendous natural beauty, the sum of the cultures that comprise the Appalachian region is long and proud, and in spite of what happens to Morgantown each time WVU wins something the state doesn't deserve the bum rap it's received.

Anyway, an article titled "W. Virginia town shrugs at poorest health ranking." Seriously awesome headline, though, but that's about where the fun stops. An excerpt:
The area's unemployment rate was about 5 percent in September, actually a bit better than the 6.1 percent national average that month. But often the jobs are not high-paying. Many workers lack health insurance, and corporate wellness programs — common at large national companies — are rare.

Poverty hovers, with the area rate at 19 percent, much higher than the national average. In the hilly coal fields to the South, people still live in houses or trailers with drooping, battered roofs. They stare hard at any stranger in a new car. In Huntington and its outskirts, many people think of exercise and healthy eating as luxuries.

The economy needs to pick up "so people can afford to get healthy," said Ronnie Adkins, 67, a retired policeman, as he sat one recent morning on the smoking porch of the Jolly Pirate Donuts shop on U.S. 60.

Doughnut shops don't help either, of course. But breakfast pastry shops aren't the most common outlets for fatty food. Pizza joints are. They are seemingly on every block in some parts of the city. The online Yellow Pages lists more pizza places (nearly 200) for the Huntington area than the entire state of West Virginia has gyms and health clubs (149).

Hot dog places also abound, with the city hosting an annual hot dog festival every summer. "I've never seen so many places that are hot dog oriented. I guess it's a cultural thing. Appalachian," said Mayor Felinton, who grew up in Maryland and moved to Huntington to attend Marshall University and stayed put.

Fast food has become a staple, with many residents convinced they can't afford to buy healthier foods, said Keri Kennedy, manager of the state health department's Office of Healthy Lifestyles.

Kennedy said she had just seen a commercial that presented "The KFC $10 Challenge." The fried-chicken chain placed a family in a grocery store and challenged them to put together a dinner for $10 or less that was comparable to KFC's seven-piece, $9.99 value meal.

"This is what we're up against," said Kennedy, noting it's an extremely persuasive ad for a low-income family that is accustomed to fried foods. "I don't know what you do to counter that."

The article goes on for a while, painfully. But the mayor quoted in the second paragraph is right that health problems are but a symptom of other, more pressing issues. Parts of West Virginia and western Pennsylvania are staggeringly poor, to the degree that you have to ask how your country can allow this to go on. For many Pennsylvanians, this hits closer to home than one of the other national disgraces, New Orleans.


A home in an unidentified state, from here.

More information about relief efforts on the Christian Appalachian Project---which accepts online donations---and Appalachia Poverty Project websites, and loads of resources about poverty in Appalachia from the PBS Frontline series "Country Boys." A quick Google search turns up more information and youtube videos. Truly depressing.

Sexual harassment of student athletes.

The KT has the story:
Approximately six out of every 10 athletes at secondary schools were found to have suffered sexual harassment from their coaches and seniors, according to a survey by the National Human Rights Commission of Korea (NHRCK) released Monday.

The human rights agency surveyed a total of 1,139 male and female athletes at middle and high schools nationwide over six months in cooperation with a research center at Ewha Womans University.

The report found that 63.8 percent of respondents had been sexually harassed, either physically or verbally. By type, verbal sexual harassment formed the largest portion at 44 percent, while 20 percent answered they were physically harassed. Of them, 1.5 percent said they were asked to have sex by their coaches or colleagues. Of 17 sex demand cases, 11 led to sexual assault, and six were male victims.

The article goes on to say that, unsurprisingly, most did not report the abuse, and it continues by noting that 79% of student athletes have reported either sexual harassment or physical abuse from coaches.

This type of abuse was highlighted back in February, too, when a TV program investigated harassment, abuse, and rape of female athletes, from elementary school through the pros, all while their coaches went largely unpunished. We see this lack of accountability in schools, too, where physical abuse is an every day occurance and where stories of it, of bullying, and of sexual assault are rarely accompanied with news of punishment. This is something Hub of Sparkle can add to its list of authority figures failing young people.

What another Brian is up to.

Stand-up comedian Brian Aylward has been on a couple of the blogs lately. I saw this video on Zen Kimchi last week and I have to admit some of the lines were funny.



I saw his act about two months ago in Gwangju. It was pretty much the same thing as you just watched, but considerably less funny. There were a lot of jokes recycled from the message boards, such as "why do Koreans cover their mouths when they laugh but not when they laugh?" and jokes about penis size. He went into how Korean girls go for white guys and are amused by the simplest of things, such as when their boyfriend is able to open a bag of potato chips. "Dating a Korean girl is like dating a bright retard." There were some "oooohs," but he reassured the crowd by saying not to worry, none of the Koreans understood what he was saying anyway, and that if your Korean girlfriend doesn't speak English well she's not your girlfriend, just the girl you're fucking.

Hell, I'm not the ideal person to talk to about crossing lines and going too far. But even I have to admit it was all pretty tasteless. Then again, when you've got a guy performing to a roomful of drunks, that's what you're going to get. Thing is there were some people there from the Biennale, and I'm going to guess they weren't as impressed.

Besides, he pretty much stole that "retard" line from Ralphie May (2:07) anyway. If you're going to be politically incorrect, at least be funny with it. Ralphie May can do it; ignorant expat comedians who take their material off message boards . . . eh, not so much.

Yonhap has more on the "red scare" revealed by Moon Geun-young's big donations.

A lengthy article from Yonhap, here in full via Yahoo, talks a little more about the controversy surrounding the netizen attacks on Moon Geun-young, the 21-year-old actress who has donated some 850 million won ($600,000 +) over the past five years to a charity known as The Community Chest. A controversy has erupted surrounding what motivated those donations, though, because giving huge amounts of money to charity is all some assholes need to put young stars on suicide watch.
Some of her liberal fans linked Moon's exemplary deeds to her grandfather, a teacher-turned-political prisoner. Ryu Nak-jin, who died of old age in 2005, was a pro-North Korea guerrilla fighter operating around Gwangju, a traditional progressive stronghold, before he was jailed at the end of the Korean War. He was released but imprisoned again on charges of spying for North Korea in 1971 when then authoritarian government of Park Chung-hee apprehended more than 150 such suspected spies. He was released on a special amnesty in 1999.

Moon rarely speaks of her grandfather, but once asked by reporters of her donations, she said: "My parents are troubled that I am making a lot of money at a young age. And they say we shouldn't use it haplessly. I am following my father's and mother's will."

Some critics suspect a masked ideological campaign behind the donations. Ji Man-won, an ultra conservative military critic, wrote in his blog (www.systemclub.co.kr) that Moon serves as partisan propaganda material for leftists.

"Not only do they beautify the deeds with videos and messages on the Internet, but they are also playing at a kind of conspiracy. There is a hidden message to sublimate a non-converted Communist prisoner into a unification activist," Jin wrote.

Jin's blog fanned vicious comments on the Web, such as, "It is only an image-making stunt to raise her pay," or, "She pretends to donate anonymously as the only good girl."

Robert has added some more information on Ji and some context for his comments in a comment to my earlier post. Gusts of Popular Feeling put up a post of its own on the topic this morning, as did Ask a Korean!, so give them both a look.

Anyway, this all brings up a really good point raised in earlier articles; what kind of organization is The Community Chest that it would divulge the identity of an anonymous donor, especially when that donor is that charity's largest? And even when it knew the kinds of problems the revelation would cause?
The Community Chest said Moon's mother had personally called and asked her daughter's name be withheld, anticipating that good deeds can draw verbal attacks when publicized. As phones kept ringing and other stars were wrongfully targeted online, however, the organization decided to identify Moon, said Yu Soo-kyung, its spokesperson.

"She did it out of good will, but some people don't see it as it is but twist it," Yu said. "We are embarrassed."

Classless. Time to cross that organization off my list, then.

I'm curious if anyone knows any examples of celebrities hitting back against out-of-control netizens. We know the destructive power of these cyberbullies, sure, about how they can put people out of business and ruin careers, and how they all-too-frequently lead people to suicide. But you'd have to think enough people hate these internet whack-jobs to provoke somebody to play the hero and put the spotlight on these hateful, malicious cowards. I think my publicist would be frustrated with my lack of restraint if stuff like this started happening. And Christ, don't even get me started on the paparazzi. Thing is, somebody who went after netizens would probably come under some fire for threatening the hallowed institution of "citizen journalism" so cherished around here.

"For tourists, Korea has more than just kimchi."

Well that's a relief.

My homepage at school is Yahoo Korea, which links to the English-language Inside Korea page and thus displays cringe-worthy headlines like that all the time. Inside Korea, in turn, posts news from The Korea Times, the official website of South Korea Korea.net, and the official tourism website "Korea Sparkling." It all gets to be a bit much, but sometimes I just can't help myself. If you can direct me to a tourism homepage that operates on understatement, I'll eat my hat.

Inside Korea also carries job ads from Worknplay, one of the big recruiters here. I pooped my pants a little at this one:
Voice recording and translation- Turkey person

Conditions
- Native Turkey person

Projects
1. Translation
- translate English(Korean) into Terkey language.

2. Voice recording
- Native Turkey female

Location
- Yeoido

Kim Hyuck
017 237 8107
010 6211 1269
dgkkim@empal.com

ps) Hurry up please.

If you act quickly you can secure one of the many positions on "Korea's Hawaii." There's also an article about Seoul bus tours that aim to "present better picture of Korea." You know, by encouraging Koreans to go on the tours to practice their English on the unsuspecting foreigners.

But the page is strong in other areas, and does present some interesting tourism information. For example, there's an informative article on some drama sets. And, take some time to browse the "Learning Korean" section. The intermediate level has 30 lessons on tourist sites in Korea, each lesson with a reading, listening, and vocabulary portion. It's probably more a high-beginner level, but it's right up my alley. The units even have "activities." Ac-ti . . . vi-ties? Wow, thus far I haven't had much experience in a language course that didn't center around some blow-hard talking 85% of the time.

The monthly journal Korea is also worth a quick look-through. This month there's a little write-up about Suncheon. There's another free journal, Korea Policy Review, with more of the same. In the latest issue, from July, there's stuff about Korean-language education in Central Asia, the Korean Wave in Iran, Seoul flea markets, even more about the Korean Wave, and other stuff probably ghost-written by Roboseyo.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

First snows.



That's a look at the Metasequoia Road in Damyang county, which saw its first snow of the season Tuesday. This gorgeous shot below is at the Chrysanthemum Festival in Hampyeong:



Gwangju got a few inches, and as my girlfriend reported she saw three car accidents during her 4 kilometer trip to school. Here's a look at Gwangju's first snow:




The second photo is on Mudeungsan. And it even snowed on Jindo. Suncheon had a few flakes last night before turning back to freezing rain. No photos of Suncheon's on the internet yet; there are some of last year's, which didn't come until December 30th.

The first snow is a special time, and if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse, you should send them a text message when you see it. I guess if they're right there you can just say "hey," or whatever.

Welcome, Korea Times readers: A primer.

I see they mentioned my blog address at the bottom of my latest article, "Korea Needs Long-Term Plan for Visa Regulations," so I thought I'd introduce this blog a little and revisit some older posts, in case there are any first-time visitors. Or those who earlier swore they were last-time visitors. I had two other posts in the can for today, but will push them back until later, lest anyone get confused. Don't be put off by the occassional bad word, or the lack of focus, and please have a look around.

The article in the paper today is a little about the visa regulations in effect for some English teachers here. There isn't anything wrong with having regulations in place for teachers. On the contrary, it is very important to monitor who exactly you have in your classrooms. The objections I and many others have are: (1) the regulations were applied to only a select group of teachers, and (2) the regulations change constantly, revealing that actually imposing rules is more important than any result they might have. I've written about the moral panic that prompted these regulations, in a post called "Boycott Korea?" from last December.

As a foreigner and an English teacher, I'm sensitive to the way foreigners and English are portrayed in South Korea, and have spent a lot of time writing about that, too. You can browse the "English in the news" and "Foreigners in the news" categories for more, including some delightfully inflammatory rants. I get especially prickly about all the stories you read about "unqualified foreigners" this and "unqualified foreigners" that, and the portrayal of us as slackers, drug-pushers, and sexual predators.

I write a lot about English education, especially the struggles native speakers face in the classroom. In spite of all the attention to what foreigners do outside of school, there is little thought given to what they should do in school, to how to use them effectively, or to how to integrate them into the Korean education system. The presentation of English and the presentation of foreigners go hand in hand, as I see it, something I've brought up here and here, and which is of course related to our depiction in the media. While it's true that many native speakers, including me, don't have teaching credentials back home, we are invaluable resources for helping Koreans learn to communicate in English. The problem is there are mixed signals about the goal of English education, and all too often foreign teachers are little more than decoration, their classes trumped by grammar, reading, and teaching for tests. And based on this article it looks like the difficulties we face today are the same ones faced by foreign teachers 40 years ago. Moreover, in spite of all our faults *cough* we are given no opportunities or training or development, even though buckets of money are spent providing more and more training to our Korean colleagues. While some swear that foreigners have no right to complain about anything that goes on in Korea, on the contrary I believe it vitally important we voice our opinion about our language and our cultures. I wrote a little about English education and mistaken impressions held of native speakers for the Korea Times last year here and here, so have a look. Sorry, ladies, I've had a haircut since then.

As the name indicates, I'm in Jeollanam-do, a province in the southwest corner of the country. I started this blog last September to do regional profiles and to share English-language information about a region that really had none in the past. I lived in Bundang, Gyeonggi-do my first year in 2005-2006, but moved to Gangjin county after, and spent the year compiling information for an online wiki devoted to Korea. I amplified some of the profiles on this blog here and here, and did little profile on adorable Maryang-myeon.

Next I moved to Suncheon, a nice little city of 270,000 where I live now, and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else in Korea. Except Haeundae, because it's awesome. Read about Suncheon's attractions a little with my write-ups on Suncheon Bay, Nagan Folk Village, the Namdo Food Festival, and Suncheon Drama Set.

I should also mention that I've gotten a bit of a . . . um, reputation, for some rabble-rousing articles. This comes from some posts and articles I've written about Koreans calling Namdaemun arson "Korea's 9/11," about using Nazi imagery in cosmetic ads, about politicizing the classroom, and about asking why all the sudden interest in "safety" during the Mad Cow scare even while local students were being killed on school field trips. Some object to my "negative" stories, but I think those readers' focus on the bad news on this site reveals more about their biases than it does mine. Oh, and this post on a Korea rapper and TV star, Crown J, is my most popular.

So, that about does it. In conclusion, Brian in Jeollanam-do is a land of contrasts. Thank you for listening to my paper.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Korea Times: "Korea Needs Long-Term Plan for Visa Requirements."

A little piece I did for the KT on a recently-added visa requirement for Canadians we read about in the Joongang Ilbo. From what I was told third-hand the other day, the immigration office in Gwangju has been less stringent on this matter, so that's certainly more convenient for applicants. But that only goes to the point that visa requirements essentially vary from place to place and officer to officer.
[W]hat is most troubling is the stubborn and arrogant commitment to dictating what foreign workers must do and demanding their governments comply, without so much as checking to see whether these governments are willing or able to comply in the first place.

As a result of the lack of planning, the subsequent ever-changing requirements and the constant round of moral panics makes fewer and fewer foreign teachers trust in the reliability of immigration to commit to a single policy. And given the economic situation and the sometimes unfriendly environment toward things foreign, many are choosing to simply go elsewhere.

The irony of an assistant English teacher suggesting immigration policy and calling out a foreign government organization for being arrogant is totally lost on me, so don't even bother.

And since we've got the paper open, flip on over to this article. It makes no sense whatsoever, and it's about foreigners!
Elves held a rally outside the Hamilton Hotel Saturday protesting the defamation of Santa Claus. The demonstration was filmed by a local news crew.

Actually, the whole event was a promotion for MW Productions, Seoul's newest ex-pat English-language theater company, producer of The Eight: Reindeer Monologues, by Jeff Goode.

The promotional event was tinged with good humor as actors dressed as elves swigging bottles of fake alcohol, lamented the good old days before political correctness labeled Santa Clause a menace to society.

Passers by were highly amused by the gaggle of ``little people" crowding the sidewalk on a rainy Saturday afternoon.

The play itself is a dark comedy with some very course language and politically incorrect characters.

For the record, the elves believe that Santa Clause is innocent and wanted to draw media attention to the situation at the North Pole.

That's cool.

Plan that would charge foreigners more money to take a cab proves unpopular with foreigners.

Unsurprisingly, the plan to provide special "foreigner-only" taxis in Seoul has met with heavy resistance from foreigners. According to the plan laid out earlier in the week, Seoul would designated some 1,000 cabs as foreigner-only, cabs that would be able to provide service in English and other foreign languages, and which would offer fixed rates for popular routes during certain times of the day. Foreigners would pay 20% more for these services. As I pointed out in my initial objection, taxi drivers don't make use of the free translation hotline already installed in cabs, a hotline that would nominally make every cab foreigner-friendly. It's a better idea to know the name of where you're going, and to pronounce it properly, and to avoid businesses that thrive on providing the most basic services to foreigners at a high mark-up. Tourist hotels and tour companies, I'm looking in your direction.

A Fillet of Seoul brought up an interesting angle:
Why not label them as "tourist taxis" and encourage them to hang out in Itaewon, and around hotels and airports? Let them gouge tourists; that is a time-honoured practise and one that only the truly inexperienced traveller would be surprised or outraged at. Leave the rest of us alone to fend for ourselves. And for those that live here: if you cannot communicate with a taxi driver, you deserve whatever grief you get.

The thing is, if you do that foreigners won't be able to find a "regular" cab around Itaewon or Hongdae or around any tourist attraction. And with this "foreigner-only" mark-up plan, it only encourages all cab drivers, whether they're on that beat or not, to try to charge foreigner-only prices. It's hassle enough to deal with that at the airport, let's not bring it elsewhere.

The article cites Scott Burgeson, in a comment he left on the original piece:
Some foreigners even seriously criticized the ``foreigner-only taxis,'' claiming they could cause an atmosphere of segregation between Koreans and foreigners.

``Most expatriates object to the policy because it increases an atmosphere of separation, when we simply want to be treated as equals here, and have the same access to public services as everyone else,'' an Internet user with the ID Jsburgeson said on The Korea Times Web site.

I agree with that. I've never had a bad experience with taxi drivers in Korea, and generally find them pretty agreeable. I guess I'm an exception, though. It's laughable for me to encourage taxi drivers to be nicer, considering how taxi drivers treated pretty much everyone back home, but I'll be so bold as to say taxi drivers shouldn't price-gouge tourists. But on the flip-side, how about showing some respect and patience if you're a foreign passenger. Learn how to say where you want to go, or have a back-up plan such as a business card or phone number in case you're not understood. Don't get pissy when the driver misunderstands your Denzel-like Korean babble, and don't get bent out of shape if there's a miscommunication between you and the driver. That's bound to happen if you don't speak the language. That's not to say there aren't problems, especially prevalent among certain demographics of foreigners, but I don't have the energy to backpeddle anymore tonight.

New York Times on Korea's ongoing history textbook dispute.

The New York Times has an article today on the seemingly interminable back-and-forth about Korean history textbooks. Doesn't look like liberal and conservative politicians and educators are anywhere near resolution or in seeing eye-to-eye. A couple of excerpts:
One textbook, published by the Institute for Better Education, says that President Rhee, revered as a nation-builder by the conservatives but detested by liberals as a ruthless anti-Communist, exploited the North Korean threat to “shore up his dictatorial regime.”

The Ministry of National Defense has demanded the Rhee passage be rewritten to say, “He did his best to contain Communism.”

According to the Kumsung textbook, Park Chung-hee — who seized power in a coup in 1961 and tortured political dissidents, while mobilizing the nation for export-driven economic growth — was “a president who placed himself above the nation’s Constitution.”

The Defense Ministry wants this to be replaced with “a president who contributed to the nation’s modernization.”

As for the “sunshine policy” of engagement with North Korea espoused by President Kim Dae-jung, whose inauguration in 1998 ousted the conservative establishment and brought many former dissidents into positions of power, the Ministry of Unification now suggests that this term be replaced in textbooks with the official, drier “policy of reconciliation and cooperation.”

More history in quotation marks.

Netizens go after Moon Geun-young.



About a week ago we learned that a famous twentysomething actress was the largest contributor to "The Community Chest," a charity that received some 850 million won from the anonymous donor. A few days later it was revealed that the donor was Moon Geun-young. And now, cyberbullies are going after her.
Despite the actress’s requests to keep her name secret, the charity group, after being harassed by the press, finally confirmed the 21-year-old donor was Moon.

Following the revelation, however, she was subject to cyber attacks by people called her donations politically motivated. Her private blog and articles praising her behavior were bombarded with numerous nasty comments belittling the donations as a way to enhance her reputation for her career.

Also a conservative columnist claimed Moon’s donations promoted communism in Korea, citing her late grandfather’s pro-North activities. Her late grandfather Ryu Nak-jin was a pro-communism guerrilla in the South during and after the Korean War (1950-1953) and refused to convert right up to his death in 2005.

In an article, Ji Man-won, said, ``This is part of communist-led psychological warfare aimed to beautify a descendant of the communist. Articles speaking highly of her donations help make people respect communists as activists striving to reunite the two Koreas.’’
My dad has asked me to tone down the language on the blog, saying it scares away potential "serious" readers. But if you can think of a response to Ji Man-won other than "why don't you go fuck yourself you slimy, opportunistic hack?" then please volunteer it.



Taking an opposite position, Roboseyo has written how the actress has made up for all those annoying commercials and for appearing in practically every single advertisement from 2005 to 2007. "Korea's Little Sister" is a Gwangju native, and Roboseyo writes of her:
God bless her bright, squirrelly eyes, even as they stare at me from the side of every fifth bus in Seoul.

Indeed. Let's hope people get fired up about this attack on her. I suspect Jeolla folks won't take too kindly to some guy throwing around the c-word and pushing around one of their own.

It's cold today.

There are few things lamer than blogging about the weather. But some of you have no objections to being lame, HAHAHA. *cough* But it's cold today, with the weather going below zero, Celcius, across most of the country. It's currently five degrees in Suncheon, or forty-one degrees in numbers people understand. *cough cough* Suncheon generally has three seasons; last year it snowed twice, barely a dusting, though Gwangju did see a little more snow.

I've refrained from commenting on the weather because I don't want to play into a stereotype. You know, like whenever I make one of my rare trips to Lotteria or McDonald's, I invariably run into a coworker or student, and I feel a sense of shame for confirming their belief that we Americans eat hamburgers every day. Well, as you'll learn from the elementary school teachers' guides, making small talk about weather is the exclusive purview of Westerners.
Western people show exclamation even over trifles. This phenomenon isn't found an oriental culture that appreciates people who control their feeling and taciturn. We can usually see Americans who are moved so easily by things that Koreans aren't effected by. This means they are accustomed to expressing feeling freely and frankly. In Western culture, they start a conversation about the weather when they meet someone for the first time: "It's a lovely day, isn't it?" This is reference to the inclement weather in England. The people who live in an area with nice weather like Korea aren't touched by this kind of thing but Englishmen can be impressed.

I don't think I need to comment on that at this point. You know, the funny thing about this "Korea has four distinct seasons" business is that it serves very little practical purpose at all outside of giving Koreans a chance to loudly complain about all four of them, or to enjoy them from the comfort of their apartment. Perhaps "Korea has four distinct seasons" is really a cry for help. I think it has to do with han. One guidebook I have at the office describes Korea's weather thusly, saying the four seasons have led Koreans to a
feeling of unresolved resentment against injustices suffered, a sense of helplessness because of the overwhelming odds against one, a feeling of acute pain in one's guts and bowels, making the whole body writhe and squirm, and an obstinate urge to take revenge and to right the wrong -- all these combined

This woman is a perfect example of someone suffering from nature.



These beachgoers, too, are practically helpless against the distinctive summer weather.



I was going to look up a picture of one of the famed winter miniskirts, but I'm at work now. Instead I'll just have to close with a student essay about what makes him proud of Korea:
Korea has more special things than other countries. Korea has many things to be proud of. There is history, traditions, and other things. My three favorite things about being Korean is geography, modern Korea, and our traditions. Often, I am proud of Modern Korea and I like to share my pride with foreigners,too.

First, let's look at fit Korean geography. Korea has 4 distinct seasons. Some countries envy Korea because of its 4 distinct seasons. Some countries always have winter and some countries always have summer. Korea has many mountains. They are not high, so Koreans can climb them easily. Korean mountains are very beautiful! Korea is a peninsula, so Korea has many marine products. Korea has Jeju and Dokdo. They are only islands, but they are very nice places. Jeju is always warm, so it has a lot of maridarins. Dokdo has very many rare animals. So, it is very beautiful. One of my favorite things about being Korean is geography because it has good climate and many interesting landforms.

It's nice to be proud and everything, but teachers preparing their students for studies abroad need to work to combat the extremely narrow presentation of the world students often get. But let's back up for a second: that's from a sixth-grader. A sixth-grader. Wow. While he has a ways to go, and while bringing out the same standbys are tiresome, it's an example of how far places like Seoul and Gyeonggi---that student is from Suwon---are ahead of Jeollanam-do. I'd be surprised if many English teachers could turn out an essay like that, to say nothing of the many others students at elite hagwon can produce. I don't need that website to remind me, though, as I taught fourth-graders who were practically fluent in English, and the lowest-level students at my old hagwon in Bundang were more advanced than my best students now. You can browse more essays at that hagwon's website, each one better than the last.

* Edit: I just realized I typed that I was going to look up a picture of a miniskirt. But I stand by it. Stand by the statement, I mean, not the skirt. Damn, ambiguity is hard.

Bad housing makes the news.




Came across this in the Seoul Shinmun last week, about a foreign English teacher given substandard housing in a Gyeonggi-do basement. He claims that even though he's a Korean-American, born and raised in the US, because he looks like a Korean he's given poorer treatment by recruiters and hagwon owners than those without Korean ancestory. The article also mentions ATEK at the end, the nominal foreign teachers' union that has yet to grow any teeth to deal with problems foreign teachers face.

That's kind of how the bathroom in my first place in Gangjin looked when I moved in, with tiles falling off the wall and mold everwhere, and I've heard tales of teachers faring much worse. Remember the moldy pit A Waygook Next Door was living in? And pretty much anyone living in a basement is contending with all sorts of creatures and creepy-crawlies.

I'd be interested to hear a little more about the contracts gyopos get. I suppose there is still discrimination against gyopo teachers for not looking the part of a native speaker. But, they are given preferential treatment in other areas, such as higher paying jobs in the test-prep sector, and most importantly the visa that allows them to move from job to job, to get out of bad contracts, and to offset potentially lower wages with private lessons otherwise illegal to teachers on E-2 visas.

Koreans may travel visa-free to the US from yesterday.

KBS talks about some of the festivities:
On Monday morning, Korean Air upgraded the seat of its first Korean passenger heading to the U.S. on a visa-free visit and provided him with free accommodation and dinner at a hotel.

Asiana Airlines also upgraded the seat of the first passenger flying visa-free to Los Angeles.

In the afternoon, United Airlines held a tape-cutting ceremony at the airport gate with U.S. Ambassador to Seoul Kathleen Stephens.

Not surprisingly, travel to the US is expected to increase.
Asiana Airlines will increase the frequency of Incheon-Seattle flights to four per week from the current three starting Dec. 11. From Dec. 16, the number of weekly flights between Incheon and Los Angeles will also rise to 14 from 11.

``We expect the demand for flights to the U.S. to increase by about 12 percent and annual gains by some 25 billion won,'' an Asiana official said.

Americans, too, may now visit South Korea visa-free for 90 days, up from the previous mark of 30. Not surprisingly, articles about "unique, dynamic Korea" and "unqualified foreign teachers" are expected to increase. The thing about having more foreigners come to Korea is that more foreigners come to Korea.

A new survey on teenage prostitution in Busan.

According to the Ministry of Gender Equality via the Korea Times:
One in every three female secondary school students in Busan were found to have received sex trade proposals while chatting online, according to a survey by the Ministry of Gender Equality Monday.

The ministry questioned 2,012 female students in the southeastern port city and found 33.4 percent, or 672, answered they received prostitution offers.

Among the female students who received the offers, only 35 percent said they ignored them. Nearly 20 percent said they were actually engaged in the sex trade, while the rest said they were ``intrigued'' by the offers.

``It's a survey of students in Busan and it could be difficult to generalize. But it's obviously a case in point showing how serious online sex trading is,'' a ministry official said.

For much more on teenage prostitution in South Korea, including the online trade, see this post by Gusts of Popular Feeling. Speaking of Busan, according to one article he cites, 20% of prostitutes there began at or before the age of 14. A Korea Herald article from 2003 talked to some 400 teenagers in the business and found that 58.7% were attracted to it through the internet. Though walk around any neighborhood and you'll see there are many "opportunities" for girls offline as well.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Yeonggwang county boy commits suicide over test scores.

The Korea Times is reporting on a few students who died over the weekend.
A high school senior died in an apparent suicide Saturday, two days after taking the college entrance exam. Police in Yeonggwang, South Jeolla Province, said that the student, 18-year-old Park, was found dead in the parking lot of an apartment complex around 1:50 p.m.

Park's schoolbag was found on the top of the 40-meter-high apartment building and police suspect he jumped off it. No suicide note was found. His family and friends said that Park, who used to do well at school, was disappointed by the test result.

On Sunday, a 14-year-old boy committed suicide in his room in Daegu around 6 p.m. His mother reported it to police.

The mother testified that she and the son had a quarrel over allowances for a school trip. The boy went to his room and later was found hanging.

. . .
Separately, a 15-year-old girl was found unconscious after a drinking binge near the guardhouse of an apartment in north of Seoul at 11:30 p.m. Saturday. The girl was transferred to a hospital but died.

Small story in Korean here, with more to follow today I'm sure. Suicide rates in Korea are always high, the highest in the OECD in fact, and the intense pressures of exams makes this a particularly dangerous time. It's truly a shame this test culture continues. I'll leave it at that.

Put this under your "saying English words for no goddamn reason" category.

Arguably the worst K-pop song I've ever heard. And given the efforts by Kara and U-KISS this year, that's quite an accomplishment. 이현지's "Kiss me Kiss me":



I guess I'm just out of touch, because I'll never understand the impulse to insert gibberish you can't even pronounce into songs. Nor will I get the irony of using faux-English to sound more trendy and worldly to a domestic audience while appearing increasingly ridiculous to those who actually use the language. And, it's important not to forget the effect the clowning-up of English has on learners whose primary instructors are singers, actors, and other teachers will little to no command of the language, and whose native speakers are themselves depicted as clowns in local media.






Because you can't teach English without having a ridiculous white person. Godforbid you actually have Korean learners approach the language with respect. More on that despicable show later.

I don't think it's snobbish or elitist to bring those points up, or to cringe each time something ordinary like "tell me," "okay," or "nobody" becomes a catchphrase.

Foreigners doing stuff.

The Chosun Ilbo has some pictures of foreigners doing stuff in Daegu.



Say, those foreigners are uncommonly hot. They're contestants in the World Miss University competition. One of those foreigners was in Seoul a couple of days ago doing stuff.



The pageant has been held in Korea for just about all of its twenty years, and the official website has lots of photos of foreigners doing stuff. I love how the South African ambassador is a judge. The English-language Chosun Ilbo site has on its front page some other foreigners doing some different stuff in Muan county.

Lee Hyori kissed a boy!

In entertainment news, sex symbol Lee Hyori and sex symbol TOP from the boyband Big Bang kissed the Mnet KM Music Festival on Saturday night. Yeah, that's all I got, but I guess it's a big deal.



Video of the performance here, kiss around 1:30. It lasted less than a split-second, so I wouldn't exactly call it "뜨거운."

China and Japan need to knock it off, Korea needs to just keep on keeping on.

On the theme of putting history in quotation marks, an opinion piece in the Korea Times titled "Northeast Asian Integration," about the need for those three countries to get along better to reap greater economic benefits. After laying out three . . . well, the author just puts numerical transitions in front of points, but when he eventually gets to number four:
Fourth, a mature and thoughtful political leadership must serve to rectify the perception of false history in the region, which has long plagued the peoples of the three states and retarded closer and stronger cooperation at the cultural and diplomatic level.

In this light, China must voluntarily backtrack on its controversial research program, the ``Northeastern Project,'' in which Chinese historians claimed that the ancient Korean kingdom of Goguryeo belonged to China. And Japan must stop claiming that South Korea's easternmost islets of Dokdo are Japanese territory.

If the sacked Japanese air force chief had had the correct perception of the history of Japanese colonialism and its wartime atrocities, as well as the inhuman suffering of the Korean and Chinese people, he would not have come up with such an unfounded essay.

Last but not least, the perception of hegemony should be discarded. The increasing level of economic and financial integration will not let it work in any form. China and Japan need no longer think of hegemony, because both are in a closely connected network on multiple levels.

Korea is emerging to mitigate and obstruct the thinking of hegemony among the three at a time of necessity. Given this regional situation, the raging nationalism among the three peoples must be tamed and become thoughtful.

A continued strong perception of hegemony and nationalism yields evil rather than good. I assert that mature and thoughtful political leadership by the leaders of the three nations will certainly serve to promote the common good. This is the right way to Northeast Asian integration.

When Northeast Asians get talking about history it's always funny and sad at the same time. Funny that they're all three in glass houses throwing stones, and sad that it seems impossible for anyone to attempt to honestly and openly examine their countries' histories. I always chuckle when I hear about "Asia" this and "Asia" that, as if it's a homogenous place. These three nations in particular seem to thrive on hating one another, it's hard to imagine them voluntarily agreeing to coordinate anything.

EPIK essay contest deadline this Friday.

A reminder about the English Program in Korea essay contest on English education, due Friday November 21st.
NIIED will hold an Essay Contest for Guest English Teachers in Korea. The purpose of the contest is to find a way to improve EPIK, encourage current GETs and the officials in charge, and enhance the quality of English education. GETs with excellent works will be given awards and prize money.

□ Contest Subjects

- GETs' experience in adjusting to Korean customs, overcoming cultural barriers and conflicts with Korean teachers and students.

- Ways to improve English education

(After-school English program, extra-curricular activities, English training for

Korean teachers, etc.)

More information available from their message board, post number 64. The link seems to change a lot, so if it's broken just go to the main page and click on "What's New?"

I haven't yet decided whether I'll whip something up yet for it. This month has flown by, and I don't know if I'd be able to "whip up" anything in a few days. The cash prizes are tempting, but I don't know if I'm in the mood to trot out my hobby horses again, and bring up the themes that time and time again are basically held as truths among other native speakers but dismissed outright by Korean colleagues. Might just cause nothing but trouble and be an exercise in frustration.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

1,000 Seoul cabs will charge foreigners more, in exchange for drivers knowing how to say "no go" in several languages.

Ah, I see the prevailing spin is to provide better service to foreigners, but according to this Korea Times article some 1,000 cabs will debut next March that will charge foreigners 20% more. They will supposedly offer service in Japanese, Chinese, English, and other languages, will accept credit cards, and will be operated by four call-taxi companies.

Remember Korea Beat translated a story a little while ago that said many cab drivers don't take advantage of the translation hotline already in place because it creates no "jeong," or good feeling, between the driver and the passenger. The recommendation from Brian in Jeollanam-do is to take an extra four seconds, figure out where you're going, and not have to rely on companies that survive on the mark-up charged to providing the simplest of services to foreigners.

Americans can stay here visa-free for 90 days.

As a result of the Visa Waiver Program between South Korea and the United States, American citizens can stay in South Korea visa-free for 90 days. A much more sizable and convenient increase over the previous figure of 30.

Looks like foreigners have been incorrectly reporting on Korea for years.

Gusts of Popular Feeling has delivered another excellent collection articles, this one about the foreign media's "incorrect" coverage of Korea during the 1988 Olympics. Funny, I don't recall anyone bringing up this pattern amidst the indignation of the "Why are Koreans so sensitive to foreign criticism" project. Anyway, from a New York Times article from 1988:
The uproar began after American television audiences watched a Korean crowd explode Thursday night after a referee's decision to penalize a Korean boxer. Enraged Korean boxing officials punched the referee, some threw chairs into the ring, and a disconsolate boxer staged an hour long sit-in to protest the decision.

Koreans' shame at the incident has turned to rage at NBC and other foreign news organizations' coverage both of the boxing imbroglio and of South Korea itself. Ever sensitive to their international image, South Koreans are particuarly angry about any coverage they deem negative because they see the Olympics more as a potential public relations bonanza than a sports event.

Shame to rage is certainly a common path.

Second graders are sexy.

Ms Parker in Korea talks a little about her latest school festival, and provides a few pictures of some of the acts.





For anyone who has ever seen a school festival in Korea, you'll find nothing unusual with that. You'll find pictures and videos of this type of thing all over the internet. I just typed "섹시댄스" into Naver, and as I was doing so it suggested I search for "여고생섹시댄스," or "high school girl sexy dance." But these types of acts aren't really considered sexy or sexualized, but are rather considered cute performances, and good luck convincing many Koreans to see it your way. You'll find more on that topic on the collection of posts I've . . . collected here. For starters go take a quick look at this post by James Turnbull, a man who's probably spent more on the topic than he'd have liked.

As a matter of fact this type of thing is so commonplace that I feel ridiculous even bringing up examples. Like writing a post about how spicy Korean food is, or that there are four distinct seasons. The, um, best example of this I've taken myself was at the 2007 Jinju Lantern Festival, as part of the photo contest there:



James Turnbull has gotten into it far more than I'm able to, but I'll just bring up the disconnect between "sex" and "sexy," or rather between "sexy" and "sexy." Students often call themselves "sexy," and I've heard teachers telling their students to strike a sexy pose for the camera. "섹시포즈," that is. Like most of the English imported into Korean, I suspect the meaning is lost and it's just become a trendy catchword. Perhaps I'm being paranoid, but I wonder if a teacher would make the same request in Korean, in "pure" Korean. I wonder if a teacher would be so quick to tell a student to strike an alluring pose if the barrier didn't separate the word from the meaning, or if the novelty of speaking "English" weren't there. Anyway, rather telling that you can search for "여고생섹시댄스" all you want, but a search for "섹스" is blocked by Naver's age-verification screen.

Friday, November 14, 2008

A must-read: an account of teaching English in South Korea in the sixties.

I came across this little three-pager from a 1965 Korea Journal yesterday, titled "My Experiences of Teaching English in Korea." The author spent two years teaching in two Seoul universities, and talks a lot about the pressure to pass students, and the resultant laziness and "the conspiracy of mediocrity." Some things have changed greatly, and English teachers no longer pity South Koreans' poverty, or feel pressure on that account to pass students, with few exceptions. But some things have remained entirely the same, if anecdotal evidence from today's universities are to be trusted a little, and if my own experiences in public schools count for anything. It is quite a contrast to the "education fever" we always read about, especially this time of year, and the resemblance to the present with respect to native speaker teachers is especially striking. I'm going to at least forward the article to some teacher friends, and am contemplating printing it out for some coworkers as a point of reference.

Okay, I seriously can't help myself, I'm going to post a lengthy excerpt that could have been written just this week:
What is less easy to sympathize with [than economic considerations] is the acceptance of an appreciable number of students of the pressure and their using it to avoid 'unnecessary' work. The willingness of the faculty to assist graduation by generous marking has the deplorable effect in class of making many students complaisant towards their work. Why work, after all, if examination passing is more or less automatic? Students have frequently come to me with their names and vital statistics written on a piece of paper and asked me to give them an 'A' or a 'B' grade because they had been unable (or unwilling?) to attend any classes during the semester.

Most frustrating of all in this respect is what my friend and I have called 'the conspiracy of mediocrity.' This is a description of an apparent tendency to control the amount and the quality of work done in class in order to facilitate revision for, and the passing of, examinations. The 'conspiracy' manifests itself in complaints that work is too difficult, failure to do assignments, the arranging of class picnics for weekdays instead of weekends and numerous delaying and diversionary tactics in class---the favourite being to ask one to tell the class all about England and English university life. This is made the more annoying by the fact that there are many excellent students in class who went to get on but find that their loyalty to their classmates is stronger.

An offshoot of the economic handicap is the business of the education industry in Korea and its effect on classes, on the students, and hence on the teacher. Koreans tell me with pride of the widescale interest in,and concern for, education here. Everybody either wants to have or wants to give his children as extensive an education as possible. The pressure upon university students does not merely come from the need to present a graduation certificate to their potential employers. It also comes from parents and relatives and the social atmosphere in Korea that insist that a university education is necessary for one who wishes to become an acceptable member of society regardless of whether he is equipped for university or not. I find this objectionable if only because it is bursting with snobbery. I also find that it adversely influences the atmosphere in class.

I used the phrase 'education industry' advisedly and unpejoratively. There is an enormous demand for education and therefore it is supplied on what amounts to a commercial basis---unlike in England where education is largely in the state. Subject ot certain government controls universities must think in terms of fees paid for services rendered of profit and loss. Classes are large and for the reason given in the previous paragraph, they are often filled with students who, perhaps, should never be in a university in the sense in which one usually understands a university. They seem to be willing cogs in a credit-card filling machine. Other students for one reason or another find themselves studying a subject in which they have lost interest but in which they must continue since to change faculties is so difficult. The two kinds of student were neatly blended for me in a student who once told me that he enjoyed English literature very much but hated reading books.

Naturally enough this contributes to the casual approach towards study that is often found in class, to the ever-ready cutting of classes by all students for slight excuses like inter-university football matches (even though few students from the class may actually go to watch the game), to the attitude that if there is a street demonstration in the morning then there can be no classes in the afternoon, to the slipshod work that is done during the five minutes before, and the first five minutes in, the class in the name of assignments and finally to the feeling on the part of the teacher that the students are for these reasons schoolchildren not students.

There is another totally different handicap that students suffer when learning English at university, especially from a foreign teacher. It is the totally inadequate instruction given in middle and high schools in the practical use of English. Students, through little fault of their own other than lack of private initiative, are unable to read English quickly enough for university purposes. When I asked some graduate school students to read a short book as background material for my lectures one of the students said that it would take a fortnight to do so. This I think represents average ability. The problem is aggravated by the difficulty of obtaining books. Students, as a rule, are unable to borrow books from the university library. The choice of books available in city bookshops is limited and those books which a student can afford are even fewer in number. Students are not by English standards well read. One sophomore class of English Literature department students had not, when asked, heard of a poet called Alexander Pope.

Few students have a sufficient mastery of the language to understand a lecture given in English. Most classwork has to be done on the blackboard---what I wrote on the blackboard constituted the whole of what a sizable number of my students learned---and literature and other texts had to be selected according to whether they could be conveniently duplicated or not. All these are very constricting to a foreigner who initially expects to be able to do much more advanced work. It is a little depressing to reflect when one marks examination papers that all that has been understood of one's lectures h as been the notes one wrote on the blackboard, and that therefore one might just as well have written up a term's notes, have had them duplicated and distributed, and then simply not to have bothered to hold the classes.

The answers to the problems that these handicaps cause are hard to find, and it is quite possible that I never found them. Inattentiveness in class I ignored though other professors say that they throw daydreamers out of the classroom. Noisiness, a perpetual problem, and petty cheating during class assignments---students here do not look upon work done communally as dishonest, let alone see that it does them individually little good---one had to stop schoolmaster fashion and to me it was a loathsome business.

Most of the work I had to do was under the vague title 'English Conversation' and I know that the university administrations had little idea of what they wanted me to do. One thinks immediately of small classes and interesting discussions, but in practice one is foiled by the large size of most classes---classes sometimes contained up to sixty or seventy students---and the almost negligible grasp of spoken English by the majority of the students. The better students often implored me to have discussions in conversation classes, but less than a semester of this---my first---showed me that the discussions were held primarily between myself and a handful of good students, and the weaker brethren, even when called upon to speak, seldom said more than that they could not speak English very well.

There is in fact almost no way to bridge the large gap between the able and the poor that exists in the average class. Many people sing the praises of sentence-pattern study, but, though most of my students needed it, most thought it was too elementary after seven or eight years of English. The kind of work I did was basically oral so that there was some advantage in my being a native speaker of English. At the beginning of each semester I did a lot of dictation work. The dictations grew more difficult later and then were turned into story reproductions---I read a story two or three times and they had to reproduce it in their own words. A permanent fixture throughout the semester was pronunciation exercises, based on pairs of similar words chosen to contrast both vowels and consonants that Koreans find especially difficult in the English language. Towards the end of the semester I had students---usually volunteers---tell stories of Korea or explain things that peculiarly Korean and then, using this as a basis, I asked questions of the whole class in the hope, sometimes realized, that discussion would follow. For the rest I did oral exercises based on miscellaneous features of the English language. I used any opportunity to broaden the exercise out into free discussion if any seemed likely to be forthcoming and wrote everything that the students found difficult on the blackboard. This kind of work met, if it did not answer, the problem of large classes since it was possible to refer two or three times to every member of the class in every class. Moreover it gave the students something tangible to revise, and me something to mark out of a hundred, when it came to the examination which pure discussion classes never could.

The bulk of my teaching was, therefore, a compromise between the ideal and what I actually found in Korea. It was only for my students to say whether my compromise was adequate, useful, or successful. Some may have better answers to the problems discussed here, others, Koreans, may say that I have shown Korean education in an unjustly bad light. From the first i can learn, to the second I apologise and to both I can only say that this has been my experience.

There are a few points I wanted to expand upon here, but I feel the original article is more powerful on its own, and will refrain until a later time.

Big battery breakthroughs from Hanyang University.

A team of researchers from Hanyang University announced a few days ago that they've come up with a way to increase lithium battery power by 90%, and that batteries for laptops and cell phones could then last eight times longer.
The team has applied for four basic technology patents related to the battery in South Korea, the United States and the European Union, and commercial production could begin in four to five years, said Cho.

Environmentalism fail.



Not really, but I'm sticking with that theme. That picture picture caught my attention last night, of firework smoke billowing into the air outside of the largest solar-tracking plant in the world. Located in Shinan, it's the size of 93 soccer fields. Here's an aerial shot:



Shinan is one of three counties in Jeollanam-do comprised entirely of islands. Articles say the plant is capable of providing energy to 10,000 homes, though I wonder how efficient it will be considering how sparsely populated Shinan is, with its 46,137 people spread across some 1,000 islands. Jido-eup, where the plant is located, only has 5,700 people.

Loosely based on the topic of alternative energy sources, I'm making my way through The West Wing's last season, and just finished the episode where an accident at a nuclear plant threw the Vinick campaign for a loop. There is a nuclear plant in Jeollanam-do, in Yeonggwang county, and in 2003 it leaked a little bit of radiation. You can tour the plant, but I can't find the links for that now. Also in Yeonggwang there are plans to install wind-power generators by 2015. More information on that kind of stuff from the Korea Hydro & Nuclear Power Co., Ltd. I was surprised to learn from that above-quoted article that South Korea has 18 reactors at four sites that generate 40% of the country's electricity. A profile on nuclear energy in South Korea says that there are plans to have eight more built by 2015. Wikipedia presents a little different information on the topic.

And, what a coincidence, the New York Times has an article today about the terrible pollutiion in Asia. If you're curious, Suncheon currently has "moderate" air according to the "comprehensive air-quality index" from Air Korea. Incheon is "unhealthy," and alarmingly there is no reading for Dokdo. Expect an angry letter by morning.

Anonymity fail.

It turns out that ubiquitious commercial actress Moon Geun-young is the biggest donor in the history of a large Korean charity. The identity of the donor had been anonymous when the group disclosed the list a couple of days ago:
However, as the organization announced a list of their top donors in tune with its 10th anniversary and ruled out Moon's name with an ``anonymous actress in her 20s,'' there had been ongoing rumors about the mysterious donor. People working in and out of the entertainment business started to point to Moon, as she had already donated in the past.

Community Chest of Korea finally revealed that it was indeed Moon who donated the money, adding that the donations were given in large sums, 50 million to even 100 million won, instead of regular contributions.

The Gwangju-born actress has contributed quite a bit of money to charities in Gwangju and Haenam, the article says. While some celebrities advertise every time they do anything that could remotely be considered "thoughtful," "considerate," or "recommended by their manager in order to take attention away from that DUI," Moon deserves credit for not only helping other people but for having the class to do much of her work anonymously.

However, this is the biggest case of anonymity fail since the Chosun Ilbo's work last May on scientist Hwang Woo-suk:
Hwang, who is abroad, told the Chosun Ilbo by phone he promised BioArts not to give media interviews.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Feel like looking through the test?

The major news sites are posting the college-entrance exam questions and answers throughout the day. The English portion, 3교시, was just made available, in .pdf or .hwp form, as well as a listening portion available as an mp3. Interesting, the fifth period consists of other foreign languages such as German, Chinese, French, and Arab, in addition to Hanja, and I'll be curious to have a look.

Cheonghak-dong and Samseong-gung: Excellent with a capital E through T.

My much better half and I took a trip to Hadong county on November 1st to take in some fall foliage. We ended up visiting two sites that I'd rank as perhaps the two most interesting and most striking places I've seen in Korea, quite surprising since I hadn't heard of either of them until the week before.

As the title indicates we went to Cheonghak-dong (청학동) and Samseonggung (삼성궁). The very informative website San Shin has quite a bit of information about both, so I'd recommend reading the entries on both sites here and here. I will quote heavily from both of them, but will supplement those entries with descriptions and photos of my own.

Both sites are located on Jirisan, the second-highest mountain in South Korea. We visited Cheonghak-dong first, of which I knew absolutely nothing before I went there and had no expectations beyond viewing some maple trees. Here's a bit of a description from San Shin, which I didn't find until a few days after we got back:
Currently, two different unique native-Korean religious cults make their home [on Jirisan]; my impression is that only the one in the northeast sector is very well-known to the Korean and foreign-resident publics. That cult is famous for continuing to live in a reconstruction of the Joseon-Dynasty Neo-Confucian style, with traditional clothing and long uncut hair (worn in a long braid by unmarried men and women, and in a topknot covered by a horsehair hat by married men). Until 1992 they did not have electricity and there was no road reaching this area (visitors had to hike a few hours from the end of the dirt road); therefore they had no television or other modern-culture influences, and their children learned only classical teachings in Chinese characters, like the Koreans of centuries gone by. They live in old-style Korean Hanok wooden houses with tile or thatched roofs and mulberry-papered walls, and survive by traditional agriculture and crafts, all quite deliberately. Due to official recognition of their religion-inspired special lifestyle and commitment to remaining un-modern, this was the only village in Korea that was exempted from the military draft, and also from the 1960s~80s Saemaeul-undong [New Village Movement] that transformed Korea's rural communities from poverty to prosperity -- and destroyed their traditional lifestyles in the process.

The second site, Samseong-gung is just down the road, and is a huge garden and palace site comprised of countless stone walls, pagodas, and of course gorgeous maple trees. But I'm getting ahead of myself. As it's common for Korean travelogues to show pictures of the departure points and the tickets, I'll begin there, too. It was beautiful sun-shiny day, a break from the clouds and rain we had a few days before. We woke up uncharacteristically early on Saturday morning to catch the 9:04 train. It was my first train ride in South Korea, so I was pretty excited.





This was taken just around the corner from one of my schools. It shows how abruptly it changes from city to country in Suncheon.



Below is cute little Okgok Station (옥곡역) in Gwangyang. Opened in 1968, around the same time as a bunch of other stations, it looks considerably older.



Hadong Station is cute, too, and well-groomed.



One of the themes of the trip was cute dogs. We found them everywhere, including this one chained outside the station. Most of the ones we saw, and in fact many of the ones I see around Korea, look kind of like this. "Yoda dogs," I call them, but I don't know what species.



We walked around Hadong for an hour before the bus left for Cheonghak-dong. While we were looking into a coffee shop---yes, Hadong has a modern-style coffee shop---this cute old grandmother grabbed us and tried to take us inside to buy us ice cream. She was struck with how 예쁜 an 아가씨 my girlfriend is, and kept slapping her on the arm. Then she tried to convince us to come to Busan the next day for her daughter's wedding. We couldn't go, but we walked down the street for a while as the woman was looking for a hair dresser. Then a few other grandmothers came over and spoke a little Japanese to my girlfriend. And to me, but with a considerably less successful outcome. My girlfriend and the first grandmother exchanged phone numbers, but we have yet to hear back. :( Anyway, Hadong also has a Shilla Hotel and an E-Mart, as seen below. Not quite as active as their namesakes in Seoul.



The Shilla Hotel is closed.



It's an hour-long busride from Hadong-eup to Cheonghak-dong. You'll pass by a lot of little villages and depending on when you go you'll pick up a lot of middle school students. I always like seeing students way out in the middle of nowhere, because it reminds me that life goes on all over the place. It's a very windy ride, and I was pretty nervous the day before because of all the rain. Every now and then you'll read about bus accidents on Jirisan. However the ride passed without incident and dropped us off here:



If you're on your way to Cheonghak-dong you have to walk up the hill a little bit more. You'll pass a few little restaurants and shops. Here's one with persimmon strung outside.



The scenery was gorgeous, and there were few people out that day.



Here's the entrance to the little village of Cheonghak-dong, built on a hill terminating with a little shrine.




Here is a little more on the village from San Shin:
When at the beginning of the 1990s the Korean government built a paved highway all the way up that long valley to Cheonghak-dong, and brought in electric and telephone lines, this cult faced major challenges to the survival of their chosen lifestyle. Their children started watching television, public buses and telephones made contacts with the outside world much easier, and many Koreans started driving their private cars up to this legendary refuge and acting like tourists. The cult evolved in response, deciding that this was a sign that the savior-hero would soon be born, and that these curious picture-snapping tourists were a Heaven-granted opportunity to earn enough money to build a proper Palace for the Sage-King to rule the world from. They built parking lots, restaurants and a souvenir/crafts shop (featuring their own "Shinseon-ju", herbal-wine of spiritual-immortality). With the sharply increased revenue and interest in their lifestyle and beliefs, they have started construction of a gigantic new Palace-Temple in the cleared area above their Jinju-am. The future of this group will be quite interesting to watch.

Below are a few pictures of the traditional houses and surroundings.













There is a small courtyard next to the shrine, with some stone pagoda-towers (돌탑), a pond with koi, and some bright maples.





This village resident was following us for a bit. Here's a white guy photoshopped in.



When we first walked up the hill we told one of the vendors we'd buy something on our way back down. As we were leaving the woman reminded my girlfriend of her promise and pulled her back to the shop. If you enlarge the picture you'll see the little black dog happy for our return.



If you walk back down the hill past the original bus stop and continue along that road for about twenty minutes you'll come to the entrance of Samseong-gung. This museum with a crane on it is at the entrance, and you can't miss it.



San Shin has several lengthy pages on the site, so please give them a read. Here's a bit of an introduction:
As said on the previous page, there are two different native-Korean religious cults that make their home in the legendary remote Azure (refined blue) Crane Village [Cheonghak-dong]. The less-known (but more interesting, in my opinion) one occupies the south-western side of the alpine valley, in an area also called the Spirit-immortal Valley [Shinseon-gol] or Daoist-Masters Village [Do-in-cheon]. They are led by a hereditary Daoist priest and martial-arts teacher by the name of Ham Pil who is called by the title Seon-sa [meditation-master], who claims that his family-based Daoist lineage has occupied that land for 400 years.

He has led the construction of the earthly-paradise they call the Three Sages Palace [Samseong-gung], especially the hundreds of stone pagoda-towers [dol-tap]. The group is devoted to martial arts, meditation, Korean traditions and ceremonial worship of the "Three Sages" (see below) enshrined in the building shown above. Serenely confident in their basic orientation of extreme Korean-cultural-nationalism, they maintain a serious, dignified, religious atmosphere here. Their colorful semi-annual festivals, however, are filled with joy, friendship, drink and dance. Casual "tourists" are not welcome, but they admit all with a sincere desire for knowledge, readiness to participate and respectful attitude -- a refreshing difference from most other "folk culture" sites in Korea. Visiting the Samseong-gung is a privilege that leaves a lasting spiritual impression; it is my choice for "the coolest place in Korea".

It's worth mentioning that things have apparently relaxed since the author made his original visits to the site. While there is a bit of a gatekeeper, which I'll show below, tourists were certainly welcome, and there was no dress code. It's the type of site that really doesn't photograph well; that is, you can't really capture it on film, and just have to see it. Nevertheless here are a few photographs:











The above photos were taken in a large wooded area surrounded by all those stone walls and statues. The path eventually led to this gate. On the ceiling were paintings depicting what one would assume are men.




After passing through the gate you walk a little through a forest, whose greens were in remarkable contrast to the bright reds and oranges of the maples through which we just strolled.





You'll come to a second tunnel with a wooden gate and a bell outside it. On San Shin's page the gate was a simple frame, but it is now a large stone tunnel. You are supposed to ring the bell three times to summon a man---sorry, I don't know who or what he is---who introduces what follows. But since there were quite a few people waiting, we didn't have to ring the bell.





We had already wandered among the forest for nearly 45 minutes, and were struck by the size of it all. But through the tunnel were equally huge grounds. The focal point is a shrine to three of Korea's mythic founders, Dan-gun, Hwan-in, and Hwan-eung. However, when I visited Samseong-gung I didn't know anything of its history or its significance, and just appreciated the scenery.












This grand building is . . . a lavatory.





One of the bridges across a creek was a little underdeveloped. Beside this little bridge is a small tea shop and souvineer shop.





Heading back out.




I have 240 pictures on my Flickr page if you want to take a look, though I haven't captioned them all yet. As for getting there, buses and trains run to Hadong. From Suncheon there are six trains a day: 5:30, 8:00, 9:04, 12:29, 13:50, and 15:50. It takes about 50 minutes. Getting there by bus is a little trickier, as you have to get to Gwangyang first, then take the bus into Hadong. There are five buses a day from the terminal in Hadong-eup to Cheonghak-dong: 8:30, 11:00, 13:00, 15:30, and 19:00. It takes about an hour, and when you get to that bus stop pictured at the top of this post, ask the driver when he'll be back. We took the 11:00 bus, got there around noon, and took a 5:00 pm bus back to Hadong. That gave us just about exactly enough time to walk around and see everything, though we could have spent a little more time in Samseong-gung.

Another article about the "Global Village Centers" in Seoul.

The Joongang Ilbo has an article about the six "Global Village Centers" in Seoul.
The centers provide a range of services, from business advice to information about daily living and cultural exchanges, as well as support for migrant workers.

The centers can also help with administrative services involving confusing paperwork such as foreigner registration and local tax payments. They also provide useful information about facilities, employment and health care.

I found the following map on the official site.



Besides the six global villages, there are five "Global Culture Zones" and four "Global Business Zones," the effect of all fifteen will, it is hoped, help Seoul rank as one of the world's top ten cities by 2010.
Seoul's ranking in globalization in comparison to other Asian countries was rather low, according to a survey by the city government.

It assessed that Korea ranked 29th in the globalization index in 2006 when Hong Kong ranked 10th and Japan was 15th, city officials said. In a survey on business environment, Korea was placed 26th whereas Singapore was 3rd and Hong Kong was ranked 9th, officials said.

In another survey on attitudes toward foreigners, Seoul received 2 points on a scale of 10, whereas Hong Kong received 4.33 points and Singapore rated 4.5 points, city officials said. The use of English in public service was given worse scores, with Seoul getting 1.8 points compared to Hong Kong with 4.56 points and Singapore with 5 points, said officials, on a scale of 1-5.

I'm not sure exactly how they're related but we learned earlier in the year that Seoul designated foreignervilles, with three American towns, a Japantown, a Francetown, and a Chinatown, the locations corresponding to those on the above map. The official site talks about the designation of certain streets, but in my quick look around I didn't see anything talking about towns. Say, I wonder if they overstated things a bit before everything was finished. *cough*
- Seorae Road (500m) in Seorae Village will be made into a French-style street that reflects different aspects of the French culture.
The basic plan will be prepared by 2H/08, and the project will be implemented starting in 2009. - Mannam Road (470m) in Yeonnam-dong will be made into the Chinese Culture Street as a part of the China Town Project.

- Also, detailed designing works for the “Streets We Want to Walk” Project run by Yeoksam-dong and Gangnam-gu will incorporate the essence of the globalization project.

- Itaeweon-dong will be made the Global Cultural Exchange Zone, and the Specified Streets will be created to attract more foreign visitors.

Our fair city of Suncheon ranks among the top ten communities in South Korea, and likely has a very high globalization index given that it announced "SUNCHEON IS NOTED FOR ITS PROGRAM OF CULTURAL ACTIVITIES FOR FOREIGNERS."
The reason, the town of Suncheon stands out among foreigners is that it is possible to experience Korean culture in different ways with little time and Suncheon Bay, is the first sandbar of be selected as the site picturesque Songgwangsa and Seonamsa where you can admire the history of Korean Buddhism and Nagan-eubseong where people still live in preserving all that was past.

On the one hand, the city strives to leave a good impression by posting interpreters of English, Japanese, Chinese etc. for foreign tourists whose number increases gradually.

So you can keep your Itaewon.

South Korea lowest birthrate in the world.

New figures show South Korea has the second-lowest birthrate in the world behind Hong Kong. But since Hong Kong isn't a real country, that puts South Korea at the top. Experts are optimistic, however, that the population will increase over time since nobody uses condoms.

Is somebody selling sex out of President Lee's building?

Yeah, probably, just like everywhere else. He's trying to get a tenant evicted from a building he owns after allegations surfaced that a man is running a sex business from a noraebang in the basement.

Wall Street Journal on South Korea's college entrance exams.

I think I'm one of the few secondary school teachers who has to go to work today, as for some reason the teachers at my middle school weren't tabbed to supervise tests. The Wall Street Journal has a little bit about the pressures of the test-taking culture that emerge each fall.
Thursday, about 590,000 students will take the nine-hour test, which consists mostly of multiple-choice questions. Around 6 p.m., when the test is over, evening newspapers publish the questions and answers. Students who fare poorly can try again next year.

These types of exams certainly dictate how we teach and how the students learn, that's for sure, and is one of the harder aspects of the culture for me to swallow. And unfortunately over the next few weeks we'll be reading about all the student suicides that happened as a result of poor performances. One of the saddest last year came out of Changwon, as twin sisters jumped from an apartment building.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

So it's okay for women to drink and drive?



A new gas station opened in Seoul aimed at women drivers, with a number of amenities:
SK Energy, the nation’s top refiner, opened a gas station targeting female drivers in Bangbae-dong, southern Seoul yesterday. The purple-and-white station features a saloon providing nail care, cooking lessons and other services.

Also from the Joongang Ilbo is an editorial about the dangers of American protectionism, saying the 1997 version contributed to the Asian Financial Crisis the following year. Pretty soon I'm gonna have to make an FTA category on this site to accomodate this renewed, um, interest in the United States passing the KORUS FTA as-is. It's such an ironic interest, as we've seen with the various trade barriers South Korea itself has on foreign goods, and as we recall from the anti-beef demonstrations this past spring and summer. Brendon Carr has an unusual bout of wisdom today as he writes about the cell phone market in the US and South Korea. South Korean phones make up 43% of the US market, whereas US-made phones make up . . . 0% of the South Korean one.

And, since I don't want to start a whole 'nother post on it, here's a little follow-up to this morning's entry about the wives of foreign dignitaries subjected allowed to make kimchi at a festival in Seoul. I don't want to get a reputation as someone who writes only about Korea, so I thought I'd share a couple of examples of Koreans who just can't get enough of America and its long history. Here is a boy dressed as a soldier. Early settlers in America fought bravely against the Indians who tried to keep the land to themselves. Our country wasn't yet free from English rule, so we remember their struggle well against the savages. His uniform also reflects the influence of many cultures in our country, which is known as a "melting pot."



Next here is a little girl in the arms of a woman wearing traditional American clothing. American women have always been hard-working, and their clothes reflect that. Their dresses allow for complete freedom of movement. Today, many countries have imitated this style, and have also adapted "earth tones," a uniquely American invention, to their own purposes. When foreigners see pictures like this they are reminded of America's superior medical care. In some countries, babies like this are usually given up for adoption because their parents don't care about them. That's not true in America.



Next we see a young foreigner making a traditional American basket. American baskets have four distinct sides and can be used for carrying all types of goods. This little girl is making her basket in a traditional folk village of Pennsylvania, one of the most important states in the world. It is purely for fun. In other countries, little Asian girls make baskets for profit in factories, but Americans don't do that. Why don't you try making a basket?



Finally, here are a couple pictures of foreigners enjoying the Civil War, which was fought in our country from 1861 to 1865. Do have Civil War in your country? Nobody knows who exactly started it, although we know that European countries may have wanted to exploit the conflict for their own economic gain. After four bloody years our country finally realized the dream of unification. In the first picture you will see soldiers dressed in gray. Many foreigners like these uniforms because they don't like dark-skinned people. However, in America we have a black president, and are very progressive when it comes to race relations.



In the second picture you'll see some foreigners posing with women in traditional American clothing. In the background is a flag that is known as the "Confederate flag." It is an important part of our history, however some foreigners use it as decoration. We must fix the mindset of yellow people like that.

Some interesting remarks from the Canadian Embassy on the controversial VSS required for E-2s.

A few days ago we learned about a "Vulnerable Sector Screening" check required by Korean immigration of Canadians applying for an E-2 teaching visa. As the Joongang Ilbo article mentioned, immigration didn't inform the embassy about this change in policy that went into effect in September. As a result there was all kinds of confusion, and even more paperwork was already added to a cumbersome and disorganized visa procedure, to regulations hastily put in place after a child molestor was arrested in Thailand last year after having taught in South Korea.

I've spilled enough ink on that topic, but Ms. Parker sent an email to the Canadian Embassy and posted her reply as a comment to my last post.
The Embassy is aware of the problem and has been working with the MoJ to resolve the situation.

The Korean authorities are still requiring the submission of a VS check as a condition of E-2 visa issuance.

As per the Canadian Criminal Records Act, approved use of a VS check is very limited and restricted.

VS checks are not approved for use by foreign authorities. Korean authorities have been made aware of this fact.

Canada police authorities may not legally conduct a VS check for the purposes of teaching English in Korea.

The Korean MoJ has recently granted Canadian citizens a three month grace period to obtain their VS check.

Canadian citizens may lodge complaints to the MoJ at:

Border Control Team
Korean Immigration Service
Ministry of Justice
Government Complex Gwacheon
427-705, Republic of Korea
Fax: 82-2-500-9127

Canadian citizens may lodge complaints to their elected Member of National Assembly. You may find your elected Member of National Assembly at:

http://korea.na.go.kr/index.jsp

The Embassy continues to work towards a resolution of this problem

Hope it proves helpful.
Thank you.

Consular Services / Services Consulaires
Embassy of Canada, Seoul / Ambassade du Canada, Séoul

I'm still confused, then, as to why Korean immigration is requiring this if Canada does not permit them to be used for overseas jobs. And I'm also wondering why people aren't making a bigger stink about this. You'll remember last year Korean immigration implemented all kinds of regulations without checking with the embassies first, and it turned out that embassies, including the American one, weren't willing or able to comply. According to an email sent out by the US Embassy in December, Korean immigration was spreading misinformation regarding the services available through the embassy, hence creating confusion among American citizens trying to comply. Not surprisingly, a few elements of the regulations ended up being scrapped, and the online background check for Americans, for example, is no longer valid.

As just about anybody foreign teacher will tell you, we're not against criminal background checks for teaching jobs. We just don't like the seemingly random way they've been applied---required for some visas, not required for others, having ethnic Koreans exempt, and so on---the implication that we're dangerous and dirty and drugged-up, and the redundancy of the various degree verifications. With the shitty economy, the misuse of native speakers in the classroom, the on-again/off-again discrimination, and the endless battery of increasingly expensive visa regulations, one really doesn't have to ask rhetorically anymore if they're trying to keep foreigners away. I've always been amused that the US Embassy website devotes a pretty lengthy page to the pitfalls of teaching English in South Korea, and that you're SOL if you get cheated or manhandled. They're more than welcome to link here if they'd like to lengthen that piece.

Black people love Crown J.

Here's the latest video from Crown J, for his song "Fly Boy," in which he demonstrates his credibility by hanging with some brothers.



LOL, "난 진짜 fly boy." Lyrics here.

My post "Crown J is still a douche" continues to be my most searched-for and my most popular post, and is has the second-most comments of any entry I've written. With few exceptions the only time angry Koreans or Korean-Americans come after me is when I write about Korean pop culture, as illustrated by my posts on Oprah Winfrey and Crown J. Here's an excerpt from last month:
As an instructor teaching English in Korea, you should at least learn to respect the culture. If you're going to live there, don't complain. If you dislike the entertainment there, just hop on a plane and return home. Korean students don't need ignorant teachers like you.

Keep up the good work everyone!

LOL, "Foreigners Outgrowing Policemen."

Statistics show that there aren't enough policemen in the areas heavily populated by foreigners.
Rep. Kim Tae-won of the ruling National Grand Party said that the number of police officers at the foreign affairs department stood at 1,096 nationwide in October. About 1.2 million foreigners are living here.

``Simply put, the number of residents per foreign affairs police officer is 1,073, compared with 504 Koreans per officer nationwide,'' he said. ``We lack police officers who can handle crimes committed by foreign nationals.''

The number of crimes has risen steadily with the foreign population increase, reaching 14,524 in 2007 from 12,657 the previous year. ``The number already reached 16,198 as of October.

Nothing wrong with pointing out facts and figures, but this business of portraying foreigners as exceedingly violent is detestable.
Also more violent crimes are being committed including murder and rape, alongside an increase in drug trafficking.

It's a schoolday so I don't have time to hit the books too hard, but you'll have to remind me how many violent crimes have been committed by foreigners in recent memory. A few come to mind, but it's a distortion to suggest that an increase in violent crime is due to an increase in foreigners. Moreover, while it's trendy to attribute drug trafficking to English teachers, anecdotal evidence suggests ethnic Koreans are playing a much larger role in this.
``We have seen a massive influx of foreigners in recent years. We need more officers to over see them,'' said an official from the Foreign Department at the National Police Agency, who declined to be named.

They plan to open security centers in regions where foreigners established their own districts such as the ethnic Korean-Chinese and Chinese village in Guro, Seoul and a Bangladeshi town in Namyangju, Gyeonggi Province, he said.

Rising foreigner crime makes the news every now and then. Last year the Chosun Ilbo looked at it, and ran this picture with the article:



ROK Drop looked more closely and saw that the rate of crime by Koreans is of course higher. When you break down the numbers you'll see that the increase in crimes committed by foreigners is related simply to the increase in the number of foreigners. Which was pretty much the point of the Korea Times article, and could have worked fine without the sensationalist headline.

KT assistant managing editor weighs in on the Obama victory.

Our old friend "foolsdie" offers his wisdom on the US Presidential Election by mixing metaphors, calling out American hypocrisy, and declaring the glass ceiling of racism a thing of the past. Here's an excerpt on the optimism accompanying Obama's election:
Congratulations to Americans for setting another outstanding precedent. It is a remarkable achievement for a nation that 230 years ago was founded on a slave economy, and which Africans like Obama's ancestors, were kidnapped from their land and forced to work against their will.

The American history is one that tries ceaselessly to perfect itself. Its Founding Fathers disenfranchised women and blacks ― blacks worth only three fifths of a person. It was in the 1960s and through JFK and LBJ that blacks began to gain full rights.

For what purpose is a reminder of this unhappy chapter of American history when Obama's victory has healed the wounds?

Some elated Americans argue that Obama's victory has brought closure to a proposition made by Lincoln at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, about the advancement of the ``unfinished work'' by the Union's victory over the Confederates. Others claim that Obama represents the consummation of Rev. King's dream for equality for black Americans.

This festive mood is understandable, considering the current plight America faces. It has driven the global economy into the ground, waged two wars ― one justified and the other based on a personal vendetta ― and acted as if it were a chosen people by divine oracle. Obama may be an outlet for Americans' frustration, helping them feel good about themselves once again.

Bring a cool head to this elation, however, and it is plain to see that Obama's victory is not wholesome and accounts for three fifths of the whole, two fifths short. Out of the remaining two fifths, one is for Americans to fulfill and the other for Obama.

Christ Almighty. In the title and throughout the piece he's refering to the Three-fifths compromise of 1793, by which slaves were counted as 3/5ths of a person for the purposes of taxes and representation. He closes by reminding the President-elect that he has a duty not only to his citizens but also to the world. I get that the US is a big, important country and stuff, and needs to be mindful of its global influence, but it bears repeating that he isn't President of the World, and doesn't have to act with South Korea's, or any other country's, best interests in mind. I have a feeling this protectionist-slash-FTA guilt-trip is just getting started.
Being myopic and going after a narrow self-interest is a tempting proposition, but in today's globalized world however, making the same mistake would prove even more costly.

Joe Scarborough upsets America's Victorian sensibilities.

I'm not saying it's appropriate to curse on your cable morning show, but can we Americans please get over our righteous indignation to it? Christ, like a bunch of schoolchildren.



From What Would Tyler Durden Do?'s coverage:
I'm sure Keith Olberman is prepping his somber apology and practicing his righteous indignation in the mirror as we speak, that is if he’s done paying off last night’s hooker (worst kept secret in New York). Joe seemingly meant to say "F you" but instead said "fuck you". I sometimes say the wrong thing too. Like the other day, one of the models told me she was pregnant, and instead of saying, "it's okay I'm here for you maybe we should get married", I said "OH MY GOD what's that behind you" then ran away and moved to another town.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Guess what the wives of foreign dignitaries are doing in this photograph.

This is Korea, so it should be easy to guess what some of the most prominent foreign women in this country were photographed doing. If you make a joke about prostitution I'm going to slap you. A little more on this topic here and here, and I just dug up a bunch of other photos taken yesterday, but I don't even want to talk about it. Well, maybe just once, since those foreign women are famous, too. If a Korean woman ever becomes successful a successful Korean woman ever comes to the US, and if I'm charged with giving her a tour, the first thing we're going to do is dress her in Pilgrim clothes and photograph her churning butter. If you make a joke about prostitution I'm going to slap you.

Suncheon named one of the ten most livable cites in Korea.

This news came out in September, but since I get all my Jeollanam-do news via the super-awesome Suncheon government website, I just learned about it today. It was named to the list for the second time in a row, and came in a respectable fourth place behind Gangnam, Haeundae, and Changwon. The official site for Suncheon has the hook-up in, um, English (number 38):
The only in the Honam region as a result of Gangnam in Seoul, Haeundae in Pusan, and Changwon in Gyeongnam

The Suncheon City was honored to be selected for 2 years after "Ten Beautiful City to Live" in the price of regional autonomy of Korea in 2008.

The city is ranked among the top 10 in the 4th prize of regional autonomy of Korea elected by the satisfaction survey for 229 communities of regional autonomy in the nation, and organized by the Forum of the Korean press on the service to the population, public health, transport, environment, culture and so on.

According to the city, it is shown that the city was selected as the 4th best city to live in response to Gangnam in Seoul, Haeundae in Pusan, and Changwon in Gyeongnam.

This is the result of having various exercised strategies to build a city where human beings and nature blend perfectly, and cultivating a green environment pleasant for improving quality of life.

In addition, as the best city to study life in the nation, the city won the grand prize in the category of education receiving a high evaluation of efforts such as managing the Korean writing class, the extension of small libraries, management of the education program at all levels, and the construction of institutions of culture and education for the people so.

A quick blurb in Korean here. I can't find the rest of the list. Who the hell writes a news story about the top ten cities but doesn't bother to list them all? Various blogs and cafe posts have rounded out the list, but not in order from the looks of things. Other communities that got listed are Songpa-gu and Seocho-gu in Seoul, Goyang and Seongnam in Gyeonggi-do, Chuncheon in Gangwon-do, and Cheongju in Chungcheongbuk-do.

That's kind of a weird list, including Songpa, Seocho, and Gangnam separately, but including all of Seongnam rather than just Bundang, and leaving Dokdo off entirely. These types of rankings are always screwy anyway: last year Seoul, Yeochun, and Ulsan made it on a list of most livable cities, in at 87, 110, and 113 respectively. I'll tell you what, Yeochun must be a really awesome place. So awesome, in fact, that it can place in a contest under a fake name. Yeochun, spelled Yeocheon since 2000, was once an independent city but has been a part of Yeosu since 1998. Way to do your homework guys. And why the hell are you putting Yeocheon on this list anyway?

Busan is awesome, and as much as I love Suncheon I'd much rather title this blog Brian in Haeundae-gu.

Warner Bros. is shutting down its DVD distribution in Korea.

As the Joongang Ilbo reports, it's the last Hollywood DVD firm in Korea, and it's leaving because of rampant piracy. I don't know anything about these industries, but I'm assuming you'll still be able to get Hollywood movies, just through another distributor, right? Sony left in September for some of the same reasons. It's no secret that piracy is pretty big here. Nor is it a secret that people don't feel like spending fifteen, twenty, or twenty-five goddamn dollars on a DVD. As the Korea TImes writes:
Although Internet piracy is more of a concern, movie studios are frustrated about the private DVD copies sold on the streets. Street vendors camped in front of subway stations selling three to four private copies for a single 10,000 won bill are almost part of the landscape. In the film council’s survey, 8.1 percent of respondents said they have bought pirated DVD copies on the streets at least once.

A little more on the topic from NewTeeVee.

Keep an eye on your severance pay.

To any teachers who have renewed their contracts, make sure your severance pay was deposited. I learned recently that mine wasn't because I didn't apply for it. In the past it was automatic, although we did have to get on our handlers to see it through, but now you have to apply for it. I am eligible to receive this past year's pension, together with this year's sum, next August when my contract expires. I missed the deadline for this year, so I have to wait.

This came about under kind of strange circumstances. About two weeks ago I was told that the school board needed to know ASAP whether I'd be renewing my contract again in August, 2009, because it had to budget for my severance payment for the 2009-2010 year. As you can guess I hate being told to rush things like this so far in advance, considering that nobody tells me anything around here until the very last minute. Moreover, spending another year in a foreign country is a big decision, one that really can't be rushed ten months in advance. A lot could change in a year, and you never know when coworkers might try to have you fired again. *cough* Actually, I did tell them of my plans to sign a six-month extension through February or March, 2010, but was told it would be impossible, so it was refreshing to see the aversion to flexibility and long-term planning still reveal itself.

Anyway, as always happens with commands preceded with "Brian you must do this now," literally five minutes later it changed, and I was told that, nevermind, I don't have to make a commitment now because the school board pays severance every year. Hence, no reason to budget anything above and beyond, since they could carry over my severance from 2007-08. My coteacher asked if I had been paid severance last year, because the secretary couldn't remember. I checked and no, I hadn't been paid. The money will be carried over next year, at which time I'll get two years' worth.

When I followed up on this I was told that the secretary thought I'd prefer to have it altogether, since apparently---and this doesn't make sense---the year-end bonus is calculated based on your salary for that year, but if you receive two years' worth together, you get two years of the higher salary. Civil servants' pay goes up every year, she said, and it was with a bit of a grin that I reminded her that's not the case for English monkeys, and that I earn the same I did last year. Anyway, I don't think it was anything fishy, although when it comes to a big sum of my money, I don't like people making decisions about it for me. I also didn't like how the school had to get the last word in, by telling me it was my fault for not checking to see whether I needed to apply or not. Granted, you never know when new regulations pop up, so it's always a good idea to plan for every possibility, but a simple "sorry, I should have told you about this rather than keeping your money" would have been preferable to blaming me. Because of the fishiness that does come with the territory, it's certainly possible for an oversight to happen with this next year, so double check to see what's up.

Public schools are generally considered more reliable than private hagwon, but you'll hear plenty of stories of shadiness and corruption, and teachers usually have to keep a close eye on their finances when the end of the contract rolls around. Practically everyone I know has extended their visa for a few days after their contract finished just to make sure their final paycheck and their severance pay was deposited. And in many cases, they weren't. When I arrived in Suncheon I had to put myself up in a motel for a week because the previous teacher was still here, fighting for his last paycheck. I've written before how my schools in Gangjin got out of paying me my due overtime, and how I worked a three-week winter camp without getting paid because "it was my duty." I also mentioned how somebody over there was pocketing the money that should have gone toward paying rent. And every month my handlers and my bosses would fudge the paperwork in order to make it look like I was teaching more classes than I really was. This was in order to ensure that they still got a bonus for employing a white person, and so they altered the paperwork to make it look like I was teaching 18 hours a week instead of the actual 9. I never saw any of that money, of course, because that went to the "English department." I do know that whenI requested materials for said winter camp I was denied. The thing about public schools is they always have money; when you're not getting paid, somebody else is.

Anyway, the moral of the story is keep an eye on your bank book.

Man kept in a 3.3-square-meter cell in Mokpo for a month with two other cellmates.

So reports the Hankyoreh, which says that the prisoner was confined thusly not merely for having contraband, as the prison says, but for making a complaint to a human rights commission over a beating he saw.
It was confirmed that the Mokpo Correctional Service confined three inmates, including Jeong, in the single-occupancy cell for one month in May. The two other inmates are: Lee Yong-seop, 49, who was punished for sending a letter of complaint to Cheong Wa Dae, and a 42-year-old inmate identified by the surname Seo, who was punished for refusing to transfer to a correctional facility in Cheongsong.


The Mokpo Correctional Service generally confines one person to a cell the size of the one used to hold Jeong, Lee and Seo. However, if inmates are ill, the correctional facility is required to carry out the punishment only after a course of treatment has been completed. At the time of their imprisonment in the single-occupancy cell, Jeong and Seo were suffering from allergic rhinitis and atopic dermatitis, while Lee was a diabetic. The correctional facility has been accused of allowing the three men’s illnesses to worsen.

Gwangju boy pushes toddler from 13th floor of apartment.

From the Korea Times:
Kim's mother testified that she, her son and the girl got off the elevator at the third floor, but the girl got on it again for fun and the elevator went up. The mother looked for her before hearing a thud and found the girl lying on the ground.

As the 117-centimeter-high parapet of the apartment corridor was too high for the 86-centimeter-tall girl to jump off, police examined the CCTV recording of the elevator, which showed the boy was with her.

According to the recording, the girl got off the elevator at the sixth floor, but the boy, identified only as Park who lives on the same floor, took her back into the elevator and they went up to the 13th floor.

One-and-a-half minutes later, she fell to the ground. After her fall, Park went down by another elevator. Kim was moved to hospital but died about six hours later.

Police suspect Park threw her off the corridor.

Park had medical treatment for impulse control disorder about a year ago, and had previously destroyed cars at his school and the apartment by throwing heavy items out of a window, said police.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Man kills teacher over beating he got 21 years ago.

An excerpt from the CNN.com story:
A South Korean man admitted to police that he killed a former school teacher who punished him for cheating on a test 21 years ago, authorities said Monday.

The man, who police identified only as Kim, told officers that he had repeatedly sought an apology from the teacher for the 1987 incident -- but was rebuffed.

At the time, Kim was a 10th grader, the investigating detective at Seoul's Eunpyeong police station said.

He told police he had finished a test about 20 minutes early and decided to take a nap. When he awoke, he looked around at his fellow test-takers.

The teacher, a 58-year-old man identified by police only as Song, accused him of cheating and gave him a severe beating.

Kim told police that the teacher beat him about 100 times.

Some more from The Australian:
Investigators said Mr Kim had been stalking Mr Song since January to demand he apologise but the teacher ignored him.

He repeatedly telephoned, visited or emailed Mr Song.

One email message read: "I have not been cheating. Apologise. Otherwise, I will not leave you alone.''

The suspect lurked near Mr Song's Seoul home for half an hour before repeatedly stabbing his victim.

He was caught the following day while receiving hospital treatment for hand wounds he suffered during the alleged murder.

Korean articles are also out there, such as here and here for example. Tests are really big here, the education system is basically built around them, and a person's life is guided by how well he or she performs as a teenager. If he was accused of cheating on one of the big standardized tests such as those coming up this week, it's likely those consequences would haunt him for the rest of his life. The Korean articles say the incident took place in first grade, which corresponds to US tenth grade.

Likewise, Korean schools can also be violent places at times. Not as we've come to know school violence in the West, but rather here with violence coming from the teachers. I'll bet the schools've cleaned up a lot since 1988, but corporal punishment is a daily occurrence and a punishment for even the most mundane of infractions, and we still hear about extraordinarily shocking incidents from time to time.

More difficulties for Canadian English teachers in Korea.

A Joongang Ilbo article today looks at more paperwork Canadian applicants have to deal with before they can get an E-2 teaching visa. Korean Immigration has, since September 1st, been requiring Candian applicants to submit a Vulnerable Sector Screening test as part of the visas application process. Go and read the whole thing, but I'll just include an excerpt. But wait, before you do, see if you can answer this "True or False" question: Korean Immigration implemented new visa requirments for Canadian English teachers without informing the Canadian Embassy. From the article:
The problem arose when the ministry and the immigration office abruptly began demanding the VSS document in September without notifying any of the parties concerned including the Canadian Embassy, teachers and local hagwon. Before that, Canadian teachers only needed a check from local or provincial police in Canada, which teachers can request while in Korea.

“Korean consulates in Canada suggested that we require the VSS from English teachers or teacher candidates,” said Kim Tae-soo, a deputy director at the Korean Immigration Service. “The VSS is very detailed.”

Kim explained that they decided to require the document because it shows records of crimes or drug use. He said in Canada, educational institutions require the document for those who work with children. Kim said the immigration office discussed whether to request this document with the Canadian Embassy in advance but did not notify the embassy that it had started implementing the policy.

“It was only an addition to the background check we have already adopted so we didn’t inform the Canadian Embassy,” Kim said.

Another problem with the VSS is that it is issued by different provinces in Canada that sometimes use different forms. The Korean immigration office has refused to accept applications from some provinces, such as British Columbia, that do not clearly show Vulnerable Sector Screening in large letters.

The recruiting manager said police in different towns and provinces in Canada should not issue a VSS if the teacher is not working with a “vulnerable” group or outside of Canada.

As an additional Catch-22, Canadian authorities do not accept fingerprints taken outside of Canada in processing VSS requests.

And Korean authorities won’t accept a background check by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, though it’s more extensive than a VSS check. The problem: the RCMP documents do not include the key letters VSS.

“The VSS is to be used in Canada. The Canadian Embassy recently stated that it is impossible to get a VSS from Korea or any country outside of Canada,” the recruiting manager said. “You must be in Canada to get it.”

This means that Canadian teachers currently in Korea need to fly back to Canada at a cost of thousands of dollars.

“Many people are simply giving up. They will go someplace else like Taiwan or Thailand,” the Canadian teacher said.

Canadian teachers recognize the need for background checks but they said they cannot understand the lack of communication between the Korean immigration office and the Canadian Embassy. They say the immigration office did not try to inform the teachers.

“Background checks are a good idea,” the recruiting manager said. “But when they implemented the change they didn’t inform the Embassy. Not everything on the Web site of the Korea immigration office is up to date,” he said.

What's new in the world of Acura Integras.

Okay, this isn't polite at all, but the 62-page thread has over a million views and has been making the rounds on Dave's and 4chan, so it's somewhat newsworthy. Here's a taste:
Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.

It's like something out of an Aphex Twin video.

Not a Dodge Intrepid, as I first reported, but then again you're not going there for the cars.

Snow in Pyeongchang.

Some pictures of the snowfall on Balwangsan, Pyeongchang county, Gangwon-do have been on the news sites.






Balwangsan is 1,458 meters high, one of the many large mountains in Gangwon province. Pyeongchang barely lost the 2010 and 2014 Winter Olympics bids, and are already making preparations to bid for the 2018 Games.

"Hub lounges" open in Incheon Airport.



Hardly breaking news, but I first came across this month-old press release a week ago. An excerpt on the story about two new general admission lounges that opened in October:
Until now, airport lounges were only made available to business class passengers and first class passengers. However, the Hub Lounge is now available to anyone for a small fee of 35,000 won. Once admitted, passengers may comfortably take advantage of the hotel-class facilities for as long as they like. Attractive characteristics of the lounge include complimentary sandwiches, coffee, and buffet-style meals along with free refreshments.
In addition, desserts, beer, and hard liquor are also provided free of charge. Internet facilities and shower booths are also offered to all customers free of charge. These facilities are made available with no reservations necessary. Furthermore, newspapers, magazines, and books are made ready for your enjoyment on one side, along with a TV room to watch the news. Currently, there are about 200~300 people who utilize the facilities every day.

Christ, there's that H word again. Can we please give it a r . . . wait, in the context of an airport it makes perfect sense. I'll tell you what, I'd really like to check these places out when I make my next trip through there. Considering how infrequently airport buses run to Incheon from Jeollanam-do, I've always been stuck with lengthy wait times. The last one was nearly eight hours. And considering the amount of food, coffee, magazines, and internet I can put away, the room would nearly pay for itself. A bit more information here, from whence the above picture was stolen. Some more photos from this Naver blog.

Lee Hyori dances with who brung her.



Lee Hyori is pretty sexy in the video for "Listen Mr. Big." She looks sexy, I mean. She just needs to lay off the English.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Well, that's a bit of a distorted headline about Obama and the KORUS FTA.

The Korea Times reports "Obama to Support FTA Passage":
President-elect Barak Obama will support the passage of the Korea-U.S. free trade agreement (FTA) in the long run to maintain the strategic relationship between the two countries, according to a noted U.S. expert.

He added that although Korea may face rising pressure from the Obama administration to remove barriers regarding the import of U.S. products, such pressure will not weaken the alliance.

``I do not expect any fundamental change in the Korea-U.S. relationship under the Obama administration,'' Jeffrey Jones, an international lawyer at Kim & Chang, one of the largest law firms in Korea, told The Korea Times.

Um, no, Obama's not supporting passage, they're just asking some guy's opinion. A guy whose primary qualification to speak on the US is that he's from the States. Noted expert? While he's made a moderately big name for himself in Korea, and has since actually become a naturalized Korean citizen, it's certainly a stretch to call him an expert and to imply he has any bearing or influence over there. The article's no more true than the forthcoming piece "Brian Deutsch to receive glorious handjob from Keira Knightley," which I have based entirely on my diary entries, and whose relationship to the truth is that Keira Knightley has a hand and I have a penis.

Actually, since he's no longer a US citizen I feel obliged to write that foreigners shouldn't involve themselves in sensitive domestic issues. Why doesn't he write about some of the US's noted tourist attractions? I feel like he's hurting the United States' reputation with these distortions, and he needs to understand American culture. We have to fix the mindset of white people like that.

There is a lot of new interest in the FTA since Obama's election, since given the President-elect's remarks he may look to rework it more to America's favor, or that the Congress may kill it. A few days ago the Korean side emphasized that they will not permit renegotiation of the FTA. I mean, they won't permit the US to renegotiate; Korea already did. A choice quotation:
Seoul's top trade negotiator Lee Hye-min made it clear Wednesday that it would be difficult for Seoul and Washington to renegotiate the deal, saying it ``goes against international customs.'' Trying to renegotiate the text when it has been signed and awaiting ratification by the National Assembly and the Congress is inappropriate, he added.

LOL. Man, a local English-language journalist who actually, like, paid attention to stuff would never run out of material around here. But that's a pretty big caveat based on what I've seen. Not when there's satire to be written, or bars to be covered! We really want to hear your uninformed opinion of Obama in the national Korean newspaper!

Korean waterpark ranks third in the world.

From a Korea.net article from last month:
According to a joint survey by the Themed Entertainment Association and Economic Research Associates, Caribbean Bay attracted 1.4 million visitors last year, ranking third in terms of the number of visitors.

Disneyland's Typhoon Lagoon in the United States ranked first, with over two million visitors, followed by another U.S. waterpark: Blizzard Beach in Miami, with 1.9 million people.

Meanwhile, Korea's three other popular waterparks also made the list.

Ocean World was in 8th place, with 900,000 visitors last year, while Deoksan Spa Castle ranked 11th and Seorak Waterpia 13th.

Everland, where Caribbean Bay is located, consistently ranks as one of the most-visited theme parks in the world. It ranked 10th in the world in attendance in 2006, while Lotte World ranked 15th, according to the information presented in this Korea Times article. According to that article Everland was the fourth-largest park in the region, behind three in Japan.

Google tells me that the Korea Times site "may harm your computer." I blame their Dokdo coverage.

Marginally related, here's a list of "The 9 Most Baffling Theme Parks From Around the World," from Cracked.com. Jeju Loveland came in second; check out number 3.

More smart foreigners coming to Korea next year.

I mean both a greater number of smart foreigners and foreigners who are more smart.
South Korea's leading universities will invite 81 distinguished foreign scholars, including nine Nobel Prize laureates, to teach at their domestic campuses next year as part of a state-initiated campaign to upgrade the quality of the nation's higher education, Yonhap News reported Sunday quoting government officials.

The Ministry of Education, Science and Technology said it will financially support the planned invitations of world-class scholars by 30 local universities, including Seoul National University, to participate in about 80 state-funded research projects in 2009.

The project, formally named the "World Class University" program, was launched in June under a government-led drive to improve educational quality at local colleges by allowing their students access to lectures from internationally eminent scholars and professors.

As the Korea Times article points out, South Korea's universities don't rank very well in international rankings, for whatever those rankings matter, with only two in the top 200. South Korea has been on a little bit of a kick to hire foreign professors lately. Seoul National University hired a bunch at the start of this semester, but the one who made the biggest news was the one who abruptly left her job.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Sex offender at it again.

So reports the Chosun Ilbo:
Sangju police in North Gyeongsang Province on Thursday sought an arrest warrant for a 29-year-old man identified as Bae on charges of sexual assault. While wearing the ankle bracelet, Bae on Tuesday allegedly assaulted a 24-year-old woman identified as Oh who delivered coffee to his home. This case shows electronic tagging cannot fully prevent convicts from reoffending.

I dunno, you think they'd have some rules in place for convicted sex offenders about where you're allowed to go, whom you're allowed to see, which tempting settings you're to avoid . . . and whether you're allowed to have coffee delivered to your home? Everybody knows what having coffee delivered to your home often entails.

Will Smith and Steven Spielberg attached to Oldboy remake?

Reports are out today that these two are in talks to remake the popular 2003 Korean thriller Oldboy. From Variety, here, and in Korean, too.

No no no, do not want. This will seriously blow, and should not be attempted. Besides, everyone already knows the story. But I wonder what food they'll substitute for mandu.

"Hiding a student's gang beating to save face."

Here's a disturbing story posted to Dave's today:
Here's a story for you. Recently, one of my students was gang beat. He was beaten almost to his death on a saturday. He was found with a shattered thy and god knows what else. He had to get surgery equalling about 10000USD which his family had to pay out. He spent over a week in the hospital.

So, I suggested, there's 100 teachers in our school, why don't we all throw in some money to help this kid out and his family since they are now in a bit of debt over this. I was then told, "that's not allowed because the principal and the vice principal are trying to cover up the incident." I was surprised. I learned they were afraid their reputations would be damaged because they've been aware of the group of students picking on this boy for YEARS! They broke his nose a few months ago. They haven't even punished the group of students that almost killed him. They also tried to hide this from the police. Thank god, the parents decided to get the police involved a week after the kid was beaten. So the school knows who did it, knows how long it's been going on for, knows how much money this kid's family had to pay, and they are pretending it never happened. They let the kids who did it, run free!

So I was really pissed off when I found this out. I wanted some kind of justice. So I tutor a kid in his final year. He's a good student. I do it for free too. So I just asked him what he knew and I told him the story. Now this one really surprised me. His reaction was, "AGAIN?!" So these stupid lowlifes, had the same thing happen 2 years ago. One junior was beat to the point he landed in the hospital, and the same VP covered it up from everyone. She didn't even punish the students. The kid just quietly disappeared from school.

IS THERE NO JUSTICE HERE?! HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE BE IN CHARGE OF KIDS! THEY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!

If anyone has any suggestions as to what to do about this, anyone to tell or something, please let me know.

"Big Bang" singer discharged from hospital.

This came out a couple of days ago, but here's an article about it. The singer T.O.P was hospitalized two days after his twenty-first birthday for "fatigue" due to overwork and stress.

I bring it up now because the gossip rag Pop Seoul is running a post "T.O.P attempts suicide," writing that
Apparently, TOP was suffering from depression. The frontman never showed any signs since he is known to be quiet and keep to himself. But this attempt to end his life is a desperate plea for help. The poor guy is obviously unable to cope with the pressures and demands of being a star.

I think I'm going to need to see a source for all that. I've criticized them numerous times in the past for stealing photos and for never, ever citing sources, and here's another example, one in which they're presenting rumor as fact and giving no evidence for the sensational claim. The KT mentions the rumor, too, and that a JYP spokesman denied it. Of course I'm not one to take the word of a record label or a talent agent straight up, but unless you're prepared to investigate what really happened, don't be a dick by spreading rumors to a readership that, let's be honest, will believe them.

You can find more on the story in Korean here, among other places, in an article that goes along with Pop Seoul's story. But since Pop Seoul aren't reporters, and aren't digging up the information first, they'd be better off citing where they're stealing their information.

26 Years Diary sounds like a strange movie.

The Korea Times has a little about the movie 26 Years Diary, a movie about Lee Su-hyun, a young Korean man who died while trying to save a drunk man who stumbled into the path of a Tokyo subway train in 2001. The article lightly criticizes the movie for being melodramatic and for presenting stereotypes, though it's still a positive review. An excerpt:
As may be expected, the film goes out of its way to cast Su-hyun in an idealized light. Athletic, popular and good with the guitar, Su-hyun is portrayed as an extremely well-adjusted young man with strong family values and a firm sense of morality; there are several scenes in which he steps in to help someone in trouble.

In addition, the movie carefully establishes Su-hyun's Korean identity with scenes of Korean-style family meals, ancestral rituals and traditional music performances. While perhaps providing a cultural context for Japanese moviegoers, these idealized moments also serve to show Su-hyun as being deeply rooted in tradition, a trait that his modernized Japanese friends sorely lack.

Indeed, there is an implied criticism of Japanese society in presenting Su-hyun in such a heroic and stereotypical fashion. Particularly in scenes that highlight Japanese prejudice towards Koreans, director Junji Hanado seems to accuse his country of losing touch with important moral and traditional values still upheld by fine Korean men such as Su-hyun.

You'll often hear older Japanese bemoaning the lack of interest in their traditional culture by younger people---or younger Japanese bitching about American values killing their culture, as C-list actress Youki Kudoh does here in TIME magazine---and people generally accept that Japanese are more reserved in public than Koreans. Yet let's not get carried away and pretend that while Koreans are more outwardly emotional, they're culturally driven by an impulse to help strangers. I mean . . . no, not in the least. If this were a Korean film my eyes would be a lot more rolly, but as it's Japanese they were probably playing up these differences for effect. But like with other movies with true, tragic stories---the 9/11 films spring instantly to mind---I don't understand why there's a need to dress it up with melodrama or by injecting storylines that weren't already there. There story is already rich enough without some hack putting his stank on it.

There's a longer, "average" review here from The Nihon Review. There's also a review and critique available here (as a .pdf file), which goes into not only symbolic role Lee took in 2001 in the run-up to the co-hosted World Cup between Korea and Japan the next year, but also as a character representative of the different cultures in two nations. The larger theme of the paper is of integrating foreigners, specifically ethnic Koreans, into a Japan that is now dealing with a declining population. Go give it a read.

Chuncheon Animation Festival: today through Sunday.

Short notice, but people up north might want to take in the Chuncheon Animation Festival, in the city of Chuncheon, Gangwon-do. There's a bit of a profile here, from Korea.net, with the official site here and the site of the Animation Museum here. The latter two inexplicably aren't working now, though.

Chuncheon is an excellent city, well worth a visit or five, and close enough to Seoul by train or bus to make a day trip or a weekend out of it. kimchi-icecream has a bunch of good posts on his site about attractions in Chuncheon, including all the stuff associated with the popular soap opera Winter Sonata. Also a list of nearby attractions from Tour2Korea.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Korean businessman advocates making English an official language of South Korea (thereby alienating South Koreans).

You're smart kids, you can handle this article yourself. I'll just do a little bit:
Chung mentioned the Netherlands, whose citizens can speak an average of three or four languages and provides home to companies whose combined investments makes the land of daffodils and windmills the world's third largest destination for investors.

``It's no coincidence that Dutchmen are doing well on the international stage,'' Chung said, citing the country's low corporate taxes and individuals' readiness to accommodate foreign businesses.

. . .
Obviously, he understands the difficulty in adopting English as an official language.

``We are different from Singapore or Ireland,'' he said, saying that they are desperate to attract foreign investment but Korea has a strong industrial base,'' he said.

``Years from now, we may look back on a lost chance with regret,'' he said.

Well, no, not "obviously." Clearly he doesn't understand that the primary obstacle to making English an official language is that practically nobody here can use it. Hell, you can't even make English the official language of an English classroom, and you've got English teachers who themselves believe English is a threat to Korean culture, and who are therefore reluctant to get to into it. Jesus Tapdancing Christ, what a moron.

The title is misleading, too; yes, English as an official language is "proposed" . . . by one guy. And, since we're here, can we please all do our best to help Koreans not use dumbass handles for their primary email addresses? "foolsdie"? Nice. Last year I did a write-up on a KT letter by a teacher who used the email address "fungus55." Well, at least they used easy-to-remember words rather than just writing out their names in Hangeul but with the English keyboard. Like, for example my name would be "qmfkdldjs" that way.

Fire drill!

We had the good fortune of having a fire drill last week. Quite the experience. The alarms went off in the afternoon and the students kind of meandered out of the school. After stopping to put on their shoes, first.




The students who were in the nurse's at the time had to be put on stretchers to be carried out. Why they were the last to leave the building is unknown to me.



Unfortunately, some didn't make it.



A small fire was set in the middle of the soccer field, and a couple of smoke cannisters were set off to send smoke across the field and into the school lobby. The students must have thought it was a truck full of mosquito repellant because they just walked right through it.




The maintenance man attached a hose and handled the fire.




You might think that's a satisfactory response, but then again you might be an idiot. Heavier equipment was needed.




Gorgeous day, though. Some of my students saw my camera and asked to have their pictures taken. When I held the camera up they all put their fists to their cheeks, or covered their faces with v-signs, or pulled their hair over their faces. This is something else I'll never figure out, along with how everyone in class has a pencil case but only half have pencils and only a tenth have erasers.

South Korean side won't renegotiate the KORUS FTA.

As per the deputy minister of the FTA, Lee Hye-min:
“Part of the pact may not be good for one side, but the free trade deal is a balanced agreement which reflects the interests of both sides,” Lee Hye-min, deputy minister for the FTA, told reporters. “The new administration of the United States will come to recognize that the FTA promises balanced results for both countries.”

“If [the U.S.] requests a renegotiation because of a certain area [automobiles] it would be like opening Pandora’s box as the countering party can also find faults,” Lee added.

Wait, my title isn't exactly true. South Korea won't renegotiate anything the US wants to renegotiate; remember it already forced a renegotiation of the agreement on importing US beef based on fears of product tainted with Mad Cow Disease. Moreover, even after renegoatiation trucking companies refused to transport the US beef.

On that point here's an even better soundbite from Lee, from the KT:
Seoul's top trade negotiator Lee Hye-min made it clear Wednesday that it would be difficult for Seoul and Washington to renegotiate the deal, saying it ``goes against international customs.'' Trying to renegotiate the text when it has been signed and awaiting ratification by the National Assembly and the Congress is inappropriate, he added.

LOL. The President-elect is right to be concerned about imbalanced trade agreements between the US and its partners. And after the anti-beef, anti-government, anti-US protests we watched this spring and summer, Koreans must be dreaming if they think they can now demand the FTA as-is. Nevertheless, that didn't stop the Korea Times from writing in June that Obama merely has a "bad impression of Korea," as if he's an ignorant buffon just waiting to get himself targetted by VANK. A new look at the FTA from the American side might want to make automobiles the US's version of rice. Rice was an obstacle in the earlier negotiations. Said Lee Hye-min last year:
"Every round we have reiterated that rice is not up for discussion," said Lee Hye-min, Seoul's deputy chief negotiator. "There's no change. You have to keep in mind that it's that much of a sensitive subject."

Automobiles are a sensitive subject for Americans, and Koreans will have to understand our unique culture. *cough* Clearly, trying to rush the FTA now is an attempt to save a little face and make the US look responsible for killing the deal, a deal that has been widely protested and held up over here for years, by the way.

Love for Obama in Hampyeong.

Here's a woman posing with a picture of Barack Obama in Hampyeong county. I don't know why.



Here's a few more: