Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Shitty Pittsburgh Pirates sign two Indians---from India---who have never played baseball before.

Well on their way to their sixteenth consecutive losing season, I see.
Singh and Patel came to the United States six months ago after being the top finishers in an Indian reality TV show called the "Million Dollar Arm" that drew about 30,000 contestants. The show sought to find athletes who could throw strikes at 85 miles per hour or faster.

While neither pitcher threw hard enough to earn the $1 million prize, Singh made $100,000 from the contest and Patel made $2,500, plus his trip to the United States.

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"The Pirates are committed to creatively adding talent to our organization," Pirates general manager Neal Huntington said Monday. "By adding these two young men, the Pirates are pleased to not only add two prospects to our system but also hope to open a pathway to an untapped market. We are intrigued by Patel's arm strength and Singh's frame and potential."

Christ, how about tapping into the market of "good players" for a change. East Windup Chronicle has scouting reports on the two; Pittsburgh-based Mondesi's House takes the "whatever, it's not like things could get any worse" approach.

2 comments:

david said...

창피해요.

Zach said...

I feel sorry for the Pirates.