Thursday, February 21, 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the Pirates signed Byung-hyun Kim! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Pirates are getting an early start on their 16th consecutive losing season by signing Gwangju's own Byung-hyun Kim.
Kim, a 29-year-old sidearm right-hander and native of South Korea, split last season between the Colorado Rockies, Arizona Diamondbacks and Florida Marlins, going 10-8 with a 6.08 ERA in 28 appearances, including 22 starts. In 394 Major League Baseball appearances, including 87 starts, he is 54-60 with a 4.42 ERA.

Fuck, we're fucked. And yes, since you were wondering, Kim's Wikipedia page is three times the size of Lee Myung-bak's. And that's before including the section about Kim blowing out his arm, as all Pirates pitchers are wont to do. Expect that addition around May or so.

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