It concludes with
You may have heard that some of our franchises were fined earlier this fall for assorted violations. As fine is a synonym of good and pleasant, we are pleased with this distinction. Nearly two dozen Avalon School locations, on the other hand, were baded. Thank you for reading my paper.
That goofy conclusion has been since taken down. That was the weirdest conclusion I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteWell, no, I made that myself. Funny, right? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteand cock means rooster :p
ReplyDeleteThat ad is a perfect example of why English *is* important...so you don't make yourself look like a dumbass in a national newspaper.
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