South Korea has determined that every single class of middle school students will do a choreographed dance to "Mister" by the insufferable K-pop group Kara at the school festivals scheduled throughout the country in December.
Other unanimous selections in recent memory have included Jewelry's "One More Time," Wonder Girls' "Tell Me," Ivy's "Ah-ha," and Kara's "Pretty Gull". This year "Mister" beat out Super Junior's "Sorry Sorry" and 4minute's "Hot Issue," a race that was especially tight because all the finalists came equipped with ready-made dances and random English.
The country has also unanimously decided that the performances will take hilarity to heretofore unimagined levels if boys do the dance while wearing girls' clothing.
HT to Lisa.