Monday, August 24, 2009

Hey, Koreans, if you don't understand what you're doing, don't do it, say it, or wear it.

k thx. That's G-Dragon of the boyband Big Bang sucking on a penis in a commercial for a cellphone. Extra! Korea has more.

6 comments:

WeikuBoy said...

Do you really believe they don't know what they're doing? Granted, the little girl with the 'Just Do Me" t-shirt was classic; but K-Pop stars are relatively worldly; no?

The whole Big Bang/2NE1 Lollipop song is about oral sex; I thought it was obvious, and was surprised (but glad) the censors let it go. Perhaps the censors didn't know; but how could the performers not know? "Girl, I'm your lollipop." I mean, come on. Young Koreans are immature and inexperienced, but they're not ricetarded.

Korean Rum Diary said...

Holy fuck! Did you just say ricetarded???? I've been saying that for six months!!!! That's the first time I've heard another person use the term!!!!

Korean Rum Diary said...

Also, Koreans just copy what they see Americans do... They don't think.

WeikuBoy said...

Brian invented the term ricetarded. And on this, my last Monday night in Korea, I am literally too drunk (on Korean makkeoli and Australian shiraz rose) to differ sny further.

God bless Korea.
God bless Australia.
God bless the Philippines.
God bless the United States.

Douglas said...

Weikuboy,

They may well know what they're doing but it still looks like a guy sucking another guy's dick and that is gay in most people's book. So...are they ricetarded or gay?

WeikuBoy said...

Good question, Douglas.

Notwithstanding the inherent gayosity of most pretty boy bands all over the world, my guess is that G-Dragon (tee hee) is showing his female audience what he wants them to do. His error, or the error of his choreographer, is not knowing that straight males would never make that gesture, and thus he looks gay. To western eyes, at least. Not that there's anything wrong with looking or being gay.

By the way, the gayest thing I've seen: two soldiers in camo on the Pusan subway, each wearing manbags and with his arm around the other. Now, two years later, I wear a man bag and can't imagine life without it. Go figure.