Tuesday, April 14, 2009
One of my first acts as President of South Korea will be to outlaw sexy dances. Christ, they're bad. Here's a young woman sexying it up at the Mt. Gyeryong Ceramics Festival. She would likely be sexy enough if she just acted normally, rather than copying K-pop videos that themselves copy the latest dance moves of 2002. Jump to 1:36 for a perfect example. What the hell is that, and why does every middle school girl resort to that in the talent show? Don't they understand that they should have something to back up when they're backing it up?
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huh? Works fine for me.
Is that supposed to be sexy? Didn't she feel the need to practice much? Wait.....does that song sample Mozart? Most Koreans wouldn't know Mozart except they repackaged his music a few years ago and sold it to stupid people who thought their fetuses and zygots and whatnots would get smarter listening to it.
I felt like I was watching the Korean version of Spinal Tap-- I was looking for the sign announcing the puppet show. Some highlights for me (other than seeing someone do a "sexy dance" at a ceramics festival):
1. The scroll informed the audience that it was the "popular singer show"-- a sure sign that only the A-list of K-Pop was represented.
2. I'm pretty sure her dance included the "crazy" finger swirl.
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