Tuesday, April 14, 2009
One of my first acts as President of South Korea will be to outlaw sexy dances. Christ, they're bad. Here's a young woman sexying it up at the Mt. Gyeryong Ceramics Festival. She would likely be sexy enough if she just acted normally, rather than copying K-pop videos that themselves copy the latest dance moves of 2002. Jump to 1:36 for a perfect example. What the hell is that, and why does every middle school girl resort to that in the talent show? Don't they understand that they should have something to back up when they're backing it up?